kendraveli

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

Easter being in March this year is really fucking me up mentally

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

me wondering why my ibs has been so bad lately - finds out about the FODMAP diet - everything I love to eat on the “to avoid” side. 😭

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

For the past 3 years, I’ve gotten a sweet Christmas text from a number I don’t know & I’ve always responded but don’t have the heart to ask who they are. Now I’m just in too deep to do it, fml.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

@YourRAGEz @PicturesFoIder I’m dead. there’s always one comment that will make me done with an app for the day 😂😭😂

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

now that I’m a mother, my idgaf level is DIFFERENT because if you’re not my child, stop fucking playing with me I will disrespect the fuck out of you.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

every time I get Chipotle I’m reminded why I shouldn’t eat from there. why tf did I have hard black plastic in my burrito bowl?! that mf said *CRUNCH* @ChipotleTweets wtf is good? even besides that the bowl was slacking.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

When that van hit him, I hollered 😂😭😂

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

@GoinCrazyFights him being so calm is scary. cause he either know he about to get PAID from suing or he gon catch him at a later date.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

it’s crazy how hard I worked to get a well paying job just for inflation to beat me worse than my mama ever did.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

LMFAO BROOO 2013 me on Twitter was wild because why was I posting screenshots for the public to see 😂😭😂😭 I have zero fucks about mfs feelings

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

Who is out here paying $36 for a baby footed pajama? A. ONE. SINGULAR. like wtf? $36 for my baby to wear it maybe 3 times before he grows out of it.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

@ShopRite how are you giving me a $4.99 Bag Fee for ShopRite from Home but then asking me to bring them back and not offering and reimbursement? All while not offering a “No Bag” option…

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

mfs will get top shelf liquor that should be sip and savored while served neat or on the rocks, in a plastic cup & it makes me angry that they be disrespecting the alcohol like that 😂

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

those BBL belly buttons skeeve me tf out.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

finally perfected my recipe for the fluffiest butteriest pancakes & I don’t know any of the measurements 😂

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

accidentally let a bug in while bringing my dogs inside, immediately killed it, now I feel like there are more bugs in my house trying to attack me for killing their cousin.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

i’ll put on white noise for my son to go to sleep and it be my ass that end up dozing off.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

@iamcardib no forreal because I immediately would’ve turned around like “y’all tryna fight?” meanwhile this girl is fire compared to them.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

y’all be getting these BBLs like they don’t make your stomach/belly button look weird af. & it be the worst with the belly ring in.

[kendraveli @kendralsullivan]

idk maybe it’s because it’s not my lane, but why the fuck every time I have a question for the pharmacist they never know the answer? & they always make me wait like 20 minutes just to tell me they don’t know.