spaghettiluver97

da realest

[spaghettiluver97 @kendreaduke]

I think it’s really important to remember not to be so hard on yourself

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

i be quiet as hell on fathers day LMAOOOOOOO

[‏ً @fiImfag]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[LAMP @dirtylamp3]

Can’t name a time I didn’t figure it out

[❀ @marsrled]

and by how cringe and embarrassing they think everything is

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

[aly @dornestark]

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

fatty @realDonaldTrump

[ً @artfuIchaos]

ego so high that when someone hates me i try to make it worse

[ひ @yungnstackin]

white girls finding out you're not having fun is the equivalent of a black grandmother finding out you haven't eaten.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

being tall and sitting in someone’s lap makes me feel like a great dane that doesn’t realize it’s not a puppy anymore

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

“we've got over 70 beers in tap” oh wow cool can i have a tequila soda

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

[𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒂 ♉︎ @loveexhannah]

finally just broke up with my crush in my head. i have no more delusions left for you boo, have a great life.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

anyone know when the paralyzing anxiety of getting In Trouble goes away

[spaghettiluver97 @kendreaduke]

last week I tried pre workout for the first time on an empty stomach.. it was also leg day.. I may or may not had to run to the bathroom to projectile vom .. anyways it’s leg day again .. prayers

[Orisha Franklin @bigbaydavis]

Getting finer n meaner and toner and more disciplined and armed and dangerous

[Church’s Chicken @ChurchsChicken]

And who taste tested your biscuits?? 👀