Ken Collison

Dad. Doodler. Planet-hopping bounty hunter and explorer. World class bullshit artist.

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@CaptMarvelTalk @DT2ComicsChat Agreed!

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@Ridd1e @HistoryVikings Wouldn't she be an amazing Black Canary?

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@Ridd1e @HistoryVikings My favorite show. Ragnar was an IDIOT for leaving her!

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz How about gang-banging Condoleeza with Snap,Crackle and Pop?

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz But is she down with OPP?

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz True, but I was probably thinking of someone else too. How about next time, we think about each other and almost have sex?

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz That is sexy as HELL!

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz Maybe he got too carried away- I can see how that could happen with you!

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz OUCH! Sorry to hear that. Hope you're OK.

[Phillip Hester @philhester]

I once peed myself & the cold froze my pants stiff. I had to stagger home like Frankenstein. Not as embarrassing to me as Trump presidency.

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz I'm so easy I've already started without you!

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz It's easier topless. Take pictures and send them to me and I'll let you know if you make any mistakes.

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz 17° here, freezing rain and I'm out of weed! #FuckItHereIGo!

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@PierceAeroOne @allhailmswantz Always disappointed that L.A. doesn't look like it does in Blade Runner. Where the Hell are the flying cars?

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz what about The Big Sleep?

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz I did that with the keys.

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz Prove it!

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz @HBO No, Westworld is AWESOME.

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

@allhailmswantz #DangerousCurves!

[Ken Collison @kendude8117]

New haircut!