kend ⚡️

shoulda wore tha otha ones cos dem betta

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

employer: "why should we hire you?"
- well, I did the drum roll during the trivia segment on the 5th grade morning show.

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

love your people

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

“are you ok?” no i don’t have generational wealth

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

#Kendallwolfiscancelled

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

glad we can bond over previous relationship trauma 💙

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

@rian_walsky and I started a Twitter beef with each other because we were bored. It gained no traction.

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

glad I like my govt name

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

fgcu must not be teaching you much.. “studying biology”
“pregnancy scares every other week” the average cycle is 28 days miss girl

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

it’s not my fault you’re like in love w me or something

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

Turn on your retweets pussy ☺️

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

bald headed bitch

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

I just want to feel what I felt when I first heard gangnam style

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

“If the moon is made of cheese, why are da rats on earth?”

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

my assistant thought Betty Crocker who is fictional was the same person as Martha Stewart

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

alexa play “let her cry” by hootie & the blowfish

[Blake Coleman @BColes25]

Me, my big brother, and our new friend

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

last night my “friends” let me shoulder check into a closing elevator door and then proceeded to laugh at me while I laughed along to avoid crying of embarrassment. rt if you wouldn’t do that to me

[kend ⚡️ @kendwolf191]

men

[NHL @NHL]

THE #STANLEYCUP IS YOURS, @TBLightning! 👏

[Tshort @Tylashort]

Now and always, go Bolts. ⚡️#Stanleycup