kendyl alsup gresham

ur local irish potato | she/her

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i'm not watching any greek epics that don't feature the music of abba

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

ive felt like this since january

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

attention seekers be like yes my birthday is in september

[freia @freialobo]

One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it

[jaslene @MFPWBILJONAS]

“It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business”

[rhinestone cowboy @frxnzferdinxnd]

just remembered i found this totem at bonnaroo, thank god i saw @suzietoot on the farm if no one else🥲

[kendyl alsup gresham @kendylgresham]

@frxnzferdinxnd @suzietoot omfg this is my totem!!!! 🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[vanya 🐶 @unclevanya69]

who gives a fuck if people are trans fill the damn potholes!!!!!

[teryn @youngtiddy]

being the funny friend is so hard cause it’s like ughhh im good at bowling too

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

addicted to hitting shuffle on my spotify likes and skipping over thirty or forty of the worst songs i've ever heard

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i'm not done spending money on mamma mia though so this race isn't over just yet

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

mind you that's Krystal Versace

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

emma thompson should’ve killed alan rickman in love actually

[kendyl alsup gresham @kendylgresham]

@PatrickGarrett_ @HankAlsup NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Hank Alsup @HankAlsup]

Kendyl could be an Olympic level speed walker and I am so serious about this. I have to jog to keep up with her speed walk