Kendall Newby

All puns intended 😜

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

All I can say:

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Amanda Gorman, 22 years old:

"Being American is more than a pride we inherit. It's the past we step into and how we repair it."

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@TVietor08 Probably couldn't find your handle in his rolodex

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@StevenRayMorris Glasses with blue blocker

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

I miss NYC 🗽🌃

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

Why does my phone keep sending me Broncos football updates? when have I ever asked for that? #Pixel - you're like the guy at the bar who finds out where I'm from and immediately asks details about the local sports teams 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@alexavelick @MyFavMurder @HingeApp My favorite marriage 👰💍💒

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@StevenRayMorris ***all times

[Red Hen Press @RedHenPress]

.@RedHenDC and @RedHenPress checking on twitter after @RedHenLex refused service to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

No matter how bad things might seem right now, at least we still have Nick Offerman’s insane giggle:

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

Title sequence for Westworld and @hulu Barbie doc are eerily similar. Hope #TinyShoulders also ends with the blonde turning into a badass.

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@moollyt Let's start with standup bit and see how goes. Cross the Oscar bridge when you get to it. 👀

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@Rodd_SBJ @AAbel89 Totally the top choice for filling the one-hotdog-per-year CDC quota

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@evanjsmith @moollyt That's like the abstinence as contraception argument 😑

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@moollyt Trigger warning: the one time I got a flu is shot is the only time I've gotten the flu.

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@moollyt @colesprouse ❤️ we have so much in common

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@moollyt @colesprouse Not wrong. And worth pointing out that I've never felt compelled to defend my house placement.

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@AstroDoughnuts @E_Roz89 go! I'll live vicariously through you!

[Kendall Newby @kenewbz]

@hyperallergic @moollyt

[Greg Olear @gregolear]

Please Lord let someone teach Trump how to pronounce "Niger" before he starts talking about it.