Ken Buchinski

[Ken Buchinski @kenfb1]

@clerpatriot Maybe 2 out of the 3

[Ken Buchinski @kenfb1]

@TheTNHoller @AOC What the F is on her hand??????

[Ken Buchinski @kenfb1]

@RockyAtotheK Can't be, he doesn't have a glove on his hand????

[Hambone's Word. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @Keithhambone]

Hilarious one-liner face off between Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright! 🤣

Who's better?

[Ken Buchinski @kenfb1]

@TMZ All the cool 70 year olds usually wear bandanas???

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

Good morning 🌄☕️

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 TIGER WOODS DAZED AND CONFUSED — SLUMPS IN POLICE STATION — CAN’T SIT UP, CAN’T BLOW INTO BREATHALYZER

Tiger Woods… barefoot, dazed, confused, barely able to function.

This is resurfaced police station footage from Tiger Woods’ 2017 DUI arrest… and people can’t stop watching it.

• Slurring his words while giving basic info
• Struggling to sit upright in a chair
• Leaning against walls just to stay balanced
• Failing multiple sobriety tests
• Unable to follow simple instructions

Then it gets worse.

During the breathalyzer test… an officer has to tell him:

“Blow out… don’t suck in… blow out.”

And at one point, when agreeing to a urine test, he asks:
“How am I gonna hold it?”

He even asks officers about taking off his “silver bracelets.”

Let that sink in.

One of the most elite athletes in the world… struggling to perform basic instructions.

Moments earlier, he was found asleep at the wheel… his Mercedes still running… half in the road, half in a bike lane.

And here’s the part that shocked everyone:

• Breathalyzer: 0.00
• No alcohol involved
• Later blamed a mix of prescription drugs

Confused. Swaying. Unable to stand straight.
At one point… he doesn’t even know where he is.

This is 2017 footage… and now in 2026, it's happened all over again.

Does this look like someone who should’ve been driving at all?

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Where did all the $Millions come from?

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In North Carolina, a legislative panel has agreed on a bill which guarantees a murder victim's family two front row seats to watch the execution.

The ruling has angered both North Carolina's death penalty opponents AND death penalty season ticket holders.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In honor of this year's Academy Awards, Carnival Airlines is offering anyone named "Oscar" a free flight to or from Los Angeles.

The airline had tried a similar promotion in the past for the Tony Awards but, according to an airline spokesman, they found that their planes were packed with too many, quote, "greasy Italians."

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

In honor of National Women's Day, please enjoy this video of the great Norm MacDonald being hilarious 😂😂😂Truly one of the GOATs

[Mr Reagan 🇺🇸 @MrReaganUSA]

I never knew Phil Hartman was this awesome!

[Ken Buchinski @kenfb1]

Win a #Samsung Galaxy S26 & Galaxy S26 Ultra https://t.co/9ySdTcIQ2F @androidheadline @SamsungMobile @Rokform #Giveaway https://t.co/8cgRhbakXb

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

And finally, sources report that Michael Jackson's baby is due February 27th, and is going to be named Michael Jackson Junior.

Michael plans to be with the mother during the delivery. In his words, to make up for not being there for the conception.

[Ken Buchinski @kenfb1]

@Matt_Pinner I'd ask someone with a riding mower to meet me there???

[Ken Buchinski @kenfb1]

@AntiTrumpCanada Sounds like the Lyrics to Beyonce's new song????

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Well, according to a new Entertainment Weekly poll, seventy-two percent of their readers say they would not be offended if a TV show lead character were gay.

Though that figure shrinks to one percent when these same readers are reminded that being gay can involve anal sex.

[Ken Buchinski @kenfb1]

@w_terrence https://t.co/L480GfWnic

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Norm Macdonald on Hillary’s compulsive lying 30 years ago.
We didn’t deserve him