Ken Guy

Life’s too short. All Tweets are by me personally (until I can afford to pay someone else to be funnier). Be kind and laugh. It doesn’t hurt.

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@GauthierSoho @ClaridgesHotel Claridges did totally the right thing. They are a business that know their clientele. He can go and open a PB restaurant if he wants with his own money.

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@WarwickADavis @EllieBamber @TonyRevolori @KellymanErin @DempseyBryk @Lucasfilm_Ltd Brilliant! Can’t wait to see it.

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@hulllive Beautiful display. Shame the city centre is dead as a door nail and there’s no one there to see it. 🙁#Hull

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@MartinDaubney @GBNEWS @EamonnHolmes Good appointment.

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@georgegalloway @10DowningStreet How can he claim allowances for two properties? He should be done for fraud and not just sacked but jailed!

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

#LestWeForget

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@talkRADIO @iancollinsuk @neill_bob I personally don’t have an issue with it though I don’t see how a front bench politician can hold a critical post, take care of their constituency AND have another job. 🤔

[John Pitchford🌹💙 @Johnnypapa64]

Try celebrity spotting, this is the Woolworths Christmas advert 1978. (Bigger than the John Lewis ones back then)

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

On the day it was announced ITV are showing GMB, Lorraine, This Morning, James’s Martin and Ainsley Harriot on Christmas Day this year, a throwback to days when Christmas Day Telly was great. BBC1 1988. @BeingBoycie @Andree_Bernard

https://t.co/xBySLmYnG5

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@ArchRose90 This is unsafe and confusing. Who is going to put a stop to this madness?

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@PoliticsForAlI @IpsosMORI Seriously. What is the point of these polls?

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@moggsie_07 @lemontwittor @PaddyMcGuinness @itvhub Especially Grease. That is a great episode. @lemontwittor ’s Mum as Rizzo … class. 😂😂😂

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@GBNEWS The problem is these days it only takes one person to complain or in this case suggest and the powers that be cave in.

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@JuliaBradbury I don’t know you but am wishing you the best. Take care.

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

Hi Delia, can you hold? I’ve got Man Utd on the other line. #NorwichCity #ManUtd

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@FootballJOE Ouch!

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@GBNEWS Nothing a kick in the balls wouldn’t put right.

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@GBNEWS ‘Greta Thunberg has declared’. Give us a break! She’s an uneducated kid.

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@IanDoyleSport Hull’s not that bad breeding ground.

[Ken Guy @kenguy65]

@IainDale Not sure MSM know what ‘balance’ is.