Keni Allan

professional joiner from 16, semi professional performer since 13, bringing in the pugilists since 2008 trusting no elected officials or “experts” since 2019

[Keni Allan @keniallan]

@NiallFraser8 all over Govanhill, same people, same problem, council officials taking pics one, I said it won’t stop until you address the culture, the look she gave me told me she never will

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@ApartmentZahara best thing I heard was the guy sprinkling itching powder on all the towels at 7am

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@Rab_Dickson1 in your head if you let them! I once had dozens on here calling me a paedophile because I said a hand gesture by a unionist might have meant cut it out rather than I”ll cut of your heads. they all live at home with their mum, never go out and say it to your face

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@Rab_Dickson1 only have 3 pairs of pants, Covid, Climate and Ukraine, shit up the back of all of them

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@Free_ByTheSea put on Love Thy Neighbour and call an ambulance 🤣

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@cattapatty @Estebandelashg the next election is lining up to be a single issue one so the left know what they have to do, it’s the refusal to address this that’s causing the drift to the right, no one else to blame but themselves i fear

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@annimaye246 @KirstieMAllsopp BIIIIGGGG problem in high flats in Scotland, told it’s bad to have a tumbler, rains constantly (yes even the last 6weeks) central heating on in summer to dry clothes on radiators, DAMP MOULD SICK CHILDREN honestly you middle class climate nutters have no clue

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@kalanighost if you’re returning to glasgow or belfast don’t expect there to any booze left for your journey back

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@CraigHouston_ @kathgillon you rely on stuff cooling down after a bit, bovril in a milwaukee mug still 100°C after 4 hrs ffs!

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@JamesMelville as a west coast man I’ve always said Dundee has the kind of pubs that Glasgow likes to think it’s got

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@PedroRa89366725 @JamesMelville yep, as i thought a new process, been doing it in Scotland at night (no solar) since the 60’s using only the storage generated by hydro but thanks for your input

[Keni Allan @keniallan]

@PedroRa89366725 @JamesMelville pretty sure they were doing it before solar and wind but thanks, I’ll look into that 👍

[Keni Allan @keniallan]

@Rab_Dickson1 I grew up in a great scheme, not a single one of my peers went to university, I think maybe 15 of them did the same in their 20’s& 30’s, one joiner I worked with ended up a heart surgeon

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@RonaldMcCallum1 @scottish_water if an english water company charges english consumers £1.50 then charge £1.50, if they pay for the infrastructure and don’t charge the end user then give it to them, not like we’re short of it

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@latimeralder ignorance

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@BohuslavskaKate well that’s burnham’s pension secured then

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@alexanderrX_ I’d be happy as a Scot to give you the water for free as long as no profit was made on the end consumer, that would make the water companies in England immediately disinterested

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@andyburnham @ZelenskyyUa good to see you never hugged him, he’d have stolen your wallet

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@andyburnham @ZelenskyyUa speak for yourself