Ken McCauley

I’m, like, one of your drones from Sector 7-G

[Vada Fly @Vada_Fly]

The more Gilbert talks the more I understand why Javaris Crittenton pulled a loaded gun out him in locker room.

[Ken McCauley @kenjmack]

@miladreaamy 35kg

[Ken McCauley @kenjmack]

@soran0312_ 9 or 15

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Can somebody please shake Tom Brady and tell him to get as far away from Michael Rubin as possible and stop lamifying his entire legacy.

[Ken McCauley @kenjmack]

@Super70sSports Fuck you

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Some day the Supreme Court will be required to put the legal reasoning for their decisions in writing.

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

My favorite part of the NBA finals was when that guy yelled “I’m in your head” and then had the biggest collapse in basketball history.

[Holden @holdenpgumb]

I can't believe Wemby spent all that time with those monks in the mountains and they were just telling him to be an arrogant asshole the entire time

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Trump may as well have called the rest of us peasants.

According to him, it wasn’t workers who built America. It was rich guys like him and his cabinet:

“These people built the country, not the complainers. The complainers didn’t build the country…. Whether it’s fishermen or farmers or anything else. Me. Guys like me, they built the country. And you know, I watch all these ingrates, they’re always complaining, complaining. They didn’t build anything, they couldn’t build anything.”

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

These things are bound to happen when you name your son Controversial Valedictorian

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@g_shaun18514 Is that what your grandfather said when he surrendered at Yorktown

[Ken McCauley @kenjmack]

@HunterBiden @TheStefanSmith FLAWLESS VICTORY

[Ken McCauley @kenjmack]

@buitengebieden Dog Schrute

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

My sick action hero line before I kill a bad guy:

[Ken McCauley @kenjmack]

@CigsMake What’s this from?

[Ken McCauley @kenjmack]

@dadeen__ @Rainmaker1973 Mummified

[Ken McCauley @kenjmack]

@HumansNoContext Where is this?

[Ken McCauley @kenjmack]

@geoffschwartz Respect the game and your opponent. Absolutely no class.