Ken Lanning

Professional Dad.

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I never eat the crumbs at the bottom of the animal crackers bag. Those are all the broken off bits of tail and hooves. #animalcrackers

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Shout out to the @eagles fan with the high-pitched scream during the extra point.

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@RealJamesWoods Right? Is this hockey or football?

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Guys when they get tackled trying to run back a kick off - “Dang! If I hadn’t gotten tackled I would’ve scored a touchdown!” @eagles @Niners

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@RGIII Seems like the winners of their conference championships should be considered the best.

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Bravo, Dom DiSandro. @Eagles

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@M_Cassel16 Bama
xichigan
FL St
Tx

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That’s how you know the @nyjets are cursed.

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@ohhellokrysti

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@The_Kyle_Mann And when hoary hairs
Shall their temples adorn
Like lambs they shall still
In my bosom be borne

You’re a good good Father
That’s who you are
That’s who you are
That’s who you are

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Where was grandma? She was across the lobby, but it was clear she wasn’t going to make it over to the gym.

There’s probably 100 reasons I wasn’t going to go with her to the gym, not least of which was my HLMT. That time is sacred.

Please respect HLMT.

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What happened this morning? A thread.

At this vball tourney and woke up in the hotel. Now, these mornings are sacred to me. I call it HLMT, Hotel Lobby Morning Time. It’s that time when I get up early and go down to the lobby while my family sleeps.

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Uh, what?

Keep in mind, I have no idea who this kid is! She doesn’t know me!

I tell her she needs to go ask her parents.

She’s like, “To get permission?”

I’m like, “No, to go with you.”

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@Rainmaker1973 That just looks like it could go so wrong.