kenkenmeow

meow.

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MUM.

MUM.

MUM.

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@decertatio
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

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@maeglinhiei I am an adult and fully in control of my feelings of jealousy.

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rEMOVE HIM

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@decertatio LEAVE HIM THERE. HE DESERVES DEATH.

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HE IS TINY AND FULL OF FURY

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once @decertatio put me in a jacket and wouldn't take it off.

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@decertatio you forgot my birthday for three years.

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Osiris has permanently blown pupils because he keeps huffing the sage mum keeps blessing the house with.

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Osiris doesn't have a twitter because he's a fucking idiot and can't get his manicure fixed.

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@maeglinhiei IT MESSES UP MY FUR.

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my owners are the worst

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@maeglinhiei STOP PUTTING ME IN YOUR MOUTH

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@maeglinhiei YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ONE

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@decertatio I've known you for SIXTEEN YEARS and you've forgotten the LAST THREE BIRTHDAYS

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@decertatio @maeglinhiei I need new owners. Ones who remember my birthday.