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[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by your dog when he stops cuddling you to go lay by himself on the floor.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[Amadeo Jaramillo @damnitdeo]

I hope Marlboro does a rainbow package next im sick of how y’all smell

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

"I want my legacy to be the impact that I have on young kids and the people in the state of Iowa.

I hope I brought them a lot of joy this season."

-Caitlin Clark

[Gal Pal Sports @GalPalSports]

Even Anne Hathaway had to leave Paris in the Devil wears Prada, but only so she could come back and win an Oscar in Les Misérables. We’ll see you next year.

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion but why have we made it “normal” for women to act like this about young boys? Moms friends talking about how attractive their sons are? Imagine dads and their friends saying that about their daughters??? It’s gross.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

This boy mom skit was executed so well that you almost forget it’s satire

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

Hey @OldNavy could you fix your app so it doesn’t start me over every single time I switch between apps thank youuu

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

@baddestmamajama @DadandBuried I need a way to communicate this to my dog who thinks I am trying to off my children every time we play

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

Hey so if there’s a chance you’re going to be disappointed about the sex of your baby, let’s go ahead and not throw a whole party based around it??

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

It should be against the law to have old dog family timelaspses in commercials

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

@bunsenbernerbmd Nelson…a very good boy.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

LinkedIn's business pages are down and all of us who work in social for a living are basically

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

oh no, you say your child read a book with the word “damn” in it during the break between active shooter drills? is he ok

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

It’s January 6th. Do you know where that one uncle was two years ago today?

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Yes life is hard now but in the early 2000s your coworkers could secretly nominate you for What Not to Wear.

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

@mchristine__ Lol it’s so expensive to buy the pods. I made Bryan buy a cheap coffee maker because he was going through SO many pods working from home.

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

@mchristine__

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

I’m not sure who at Team @Snapchat decided what we needed was more messages from them but they were wrong

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

What if you just don’t put the bay leaf in

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.

[𝐊𝐏 @kenliparker]

@KimReynoldsIA is not even going to pretend she cares about your family for one minute after getting re-elected. When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

[Randy Richardson @RandyOnEd]

A billion dollar surplus and Gov Reynolds refuses to commit $3 million in state money to qualify for $30 million in Federal funds to support child care. We just re-elected someone who doesn't care about kids or parents
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