ken

Gilmore girls connoisseur. young boy fan. snoop dog wine avid user. like hanging out with my best friends and going to the bars. low on funds but high on life.

[ken @kenmaybeso]

Every time one of my roommates cooks it smells like Ronald McDonald’s asshole

[ken @kenmaybeso]

@ladyylegasus Bro don’t bring that shit up

[Poop @pooppoopmeep]

Officer, I can explain #meow

[ken @kenmaybeso]

@pooppoopmeep OMG

[ken @kenmaybeso]

#NewProfilePic

[ken @kenmaybeso]

Low on funds but high on life

[ken @kenmaybeso]

@hklivingg I stay doing this

[hezi @hklivingg]

ngl i be sneak shazaming

[glowing eyes vico CBUS @vialistpilot]

sorry for overwhelming everyone with the “uncle pussy” shit. i just saw my chance to finally take my shot at becoming something greater. at making a name for myself. i just didn’t want to throw it all away like that for nothing. sorry.

[ken @kenmaybeso]

Sometimes I forget I’m a real person who has an aesthetic and likes things and people notice this about me and I think that’s beautiful

[ken @kenmaybeso]

Off putting? You should get off pudding

[ken @kenmaybeso]

Pay 1399 a month to feel off putting as hell in my house

[ken @kenmaybeso]

Stayed home one night from hanging w the group (regrettably) and a Christian youth group had a line dancing party 10 feet outside my house

[Dj Stobbe @dj_stobbe]

Weekly diet schedule
Monday: Eat healthy
Tuesday: Eat healthy
Wednesday: Eat healthy
Thursday: Eat healthy + alcohol (sometimes)
Friday: Eat healthy + alcohol
Saturday: Eat like shit + alcohol
Sunday: Eat like shit
And then the cycle continues

[ken @kenmaybeso]

Hoping I get hit by a car on campus and get a payout from the school today

[ken @kenmaybeso]

@pooppoopmeep I always reply

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

drinking in moderation is such a lovely concept i wish it was real

[ken @kenmaybeso]

@lamefaggit Lamefaggit 😭😭

[hunter @3gpmh]

no enemy can do what 10 months of 2026 have done to me

[wet dapper @HomunculusSlave]

i survived uncle pussy 2026