Ken Morel

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

The backside of a bariatric patient?

[Charles A. Stevens II @Charlieisdachef]

Here’s everything I ate as a bariatric patient…#dariuscooks walks into the door and proceeds to eat everything…

Oh I got dumping syndrome…

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

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[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

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[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

Remember #fatiuscrookus, aka #dariuscooks, needs his Shopify account in order to keep his con alive. If he gets too many charge backs Shopify will give him the ax, so he will refund purchases if you force his hand.

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

#dariuscrooks wants the Dhive to think he doesn't do refunds. He lies. (Haven't you noticed the empty seats at many recent seatings. Some are people with travel issues, but some are not.)

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

Hennifers with tickets to cancelled dinners should tell #dariuscrooks they are going to do a charge back if he doesn't issue a refund. Too many charge backs will get his Shopify account cancelled, so he will respond to threats.

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

Here is #dariuscrooks schedule for February Diarrhea Dinners. An asterisk (*) indicates 3:00 PM and 7:00 PM seatings.

[whatstheordernumberchile @whatstheordrnum]

#dariuscrooks "Ur dinner isnt even this month? Wait & let everyone affected reply". Wtf kind of response is this? She paid in advance, send her her money now goofy 🤡. Only reason to delay is if u don't have $, but that can't be possible, right millionaire?

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

I was thinking "How do you say 'I have a pumpkin for a head,' without saying 'I have a pumpkin for a head.'"
LOL #dariuscrooks

[Great Value Morticia/No-Name Brand Maleficent @jugsytwrlyfrms]

@Charliebdachef #dariuscrooks keeps my reaction meme inventory fully stocked. 😎

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

LOL, remember who you are talking about: That's not cake, that's burnt up cornbread. #dariuscrooks #dariuscantcook

[PhillyAlways @PhillyAlways1]

Burnt up cake, half a bag of party wings, toilet water after a Chinese food/taco bell combo and not even a whole steak... Must have been 7 ppl at the table by the 14 pieces of steak offered for tree hunit? Nahhhh I'm straight #dariuscrooks 🙄

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

@ThaJewelryStore My guess is #dariuscrooks serves the same "dishes" at both seatings, but we shall see.

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

#dariuscrooks is evading taxes in Dallas this week, and will be flying home with over $7,000 in stolen money in his pocket. I think this will be the year TX catches up with him.

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

No way #dariuscrooks sold $100K worth of his branded junk this morning, or $1M this month, LOL He has sold 5K skillets and 2K knives over the entire holiday season. He isn't even trying to make his lies believable.

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

@Charliebdachef Here is proof #dariuscrooks is lying:

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

That is a stock pic from the Alibaba merchant that sold #dariuscrooks his first knife. Did the man with a pumpkin for a head tell us which knives he bought?

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

@Charliebdachef #dariuscrooks removed the "Made in Japan" lie from https://t.co/n9pelPXxfQ, but he is still using it on his emails, LOL.

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

And if anybody wants a cutting board that smells like urine, #dariuscrooks has lots of them, and you can get a bundle discount if you buy a crookbook at the same time!

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

#dariuscrooks We're going to need to change the hashtag to #DariusCan'tCrook, because he has a warehouse full of unsold skillets. LOL he even has 1,000 air fryers he couldn't sell that are left over from 2021!

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

Pumpkinhead Industries had a terrible holiday, and the warehouse is still stuffed with 10,000 EverydayCrookin' skillets and 2,000 Crook's knives. #dariuscrooks

[Ken Morel @kenmorel]

#dariuscrooks We're going to need to change the hashtag to #DariusCan'tCrook, because he has a warehouse full of unsold skillets. LOL he even has 1,000 air fryers he couldn't sell that are left over from 2021!