Kennedy Bure

You could be the ripest, juciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches. 🌈

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

The bar crawl invitation says “semi-formal” and I’m wearing socks with llamas on them, just to give you a taste of how I follow directions

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

Petition for @WaltDisneyWorld to start rating their rides as “ears on” or “ears off” for level of thrill/speed so I can prep and take them off while in line or leave them on for cute pictures if it allows

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

I have done everything short of offering UPS my first-born child and the driver still won’t deliver my package that DOESN’T REQUIRE A SIGNATURE

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

I hate UPS, I literally hope they stub their toe on every single table they walk by forever for the rest of their lives

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

hey @maddiezahm I’m like a little obsessed with u xoxo

ps see u in toronto, buffalo, and cleveland next year

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

but I was in the top 1% of listeners on my spotify wrapped last year, it’d be a crime not to!!!!

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

did I buy tickets to see @maddiezahm on tour next year in 3 different cities? sure did……..

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

for legal purposes, the leaping is a joke

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

My Magic band fell off on the roller coaster and Disney told me to go fuck myself and have a magical day, brb leaping from the tower of terror

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

someone stole my Amazon package and it was literally Mod Podge, and while they were probably very disappointed, I am so upset about it because I am 80 years old at heart

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

but I never had to come out as straight so

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

my favorite part of my personality is refusing to officially come out and instead just consistently hard-launching my relationships on social media

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

In 2022 I was in the top 0.5% of @maddiezahm and now I am less than 2 weeks away from seeing her in concert, and I cannot WAIT 😭😭😭

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

I am afraid
I will love you forever
and we’ll never be
in the same room
again.

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

@w1ththegoodhair @KatieAiosa okay but I didn’t think she would FACETIME YOU RIGHT THEN AND THERE

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

If you called me today, I would come back tomorrow

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

“I had a UTI and I saw my (dead) grandma’s Bactrim prescription, and I just knew Phyllis wouldn’t want me to pee blood”

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

like these people have seen me crying so hard I was throwing up in the parking lot at 3pm on a Wednesday and didn’t bat an eye, I just wonder what they talk about after I go inside my apartment lol

[Kennedy Bure @kennedaaaay]

I wonder if my neighbors ever think about me, the girl who they always see crying

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

say what you will about stephenie meyer’s writing, but I’ve never seen a portrayal of depression as accurate as those blank pages with nothing but the names of the months on them