regina george de dragonstone ಇ 🇵🇸

INFP. 6w7. melancholic-sanguine. aries. cabin #5. district 2. candor. house samos. jaeger pilot. the Lord is my shepherd.

[regina george de dragonstone ಇ 🇵🇸 @kennedysmcmann]

PROIBIDO TACAR HATE NO FABIEN FRANKEL. SUJEITO À PAULADA.
https://t.co/RPPuFNpL3z

[juridico jake gyllenhaal @dinlenrau]

vao rir ate perceber que todas as paginas de updates vao parar de ter update já que tudo que tem relevância nessa rede mediocre eh feito por brasileiro

[bruna @brunassauchoa]

não é suficientemente falado o quão bizarro é esses pais que são obcecados pela virgindade da filha

[fabs @eternalsatvrn]

twitter losing brazil is like thanos erasing half of earth’s population wtf

[yuri 🍉 @girassobi]

In memory of the ban on Twitter in Brazil, I present to you my favorite "translated from Portuguese" tweets, a thread;

because it's always a brazilian at the scene of the crime

[regina george de dragonstone ಇ 🇵🇸 @kennedysmcmann]

se o twitter realmente acabar, estarei retornando ao tumblr

[mike reta @DelReta6]

#deep

[b.andherbooks 🕯🔮🕯 📚 @bandherbooks]

Remember when Captain America emerged from the shadows with a beard and every horny person in the theater gasped

[zozozoeee @uppercasehyo]

Ancient Onces knows exactly what she's talking about.... I'm just glad they're in a much safer place now 😭

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I don't get it, this is like the #1 best person to sit next to on a plane. Won't talk to you, won't touch you, won't get wasted, definitely showered this morning, probably won't play videos out loud on his phone, 10/10 ideal seat mate.

[Cora @Cora_aaaa]

A MONA SENDO COLOCADA COMO DROGADA SÓ PQ ESTAVA DANÇANDO VOGUE NA RUA

[mina loops @myoiloops]

AMBASSADOR MINA I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT

MINA IS THE JEWEL OF JAPAN
#BOUCHERONxMINA #MINA

[ORLA ☆ @MARBLEHEART__]

like pls tell me why Charles and erik are booty to booty and the alleged love interest is awkwardly by herself COME ON

[Giuseppe-Eunice ☽☾ SHAYDEN IS REAL @nowaybrag]

Olivia did address this too!

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I remember when you were in yo momma's belly while she was singing love on top 🥹🥹🥹

[mel⋆˚࿔ @melisccp]

Pra entrar pra F1

Ser bom = opcional
Ser europeu = semi-obrigatório
Ser brasileiro = inaceitável

[beej. @hsdisco]

sua mãe é tão velha que sai leite em pó das tetas dela, você mamava assim: