Ichabod Crane

[Viora Tech @Viora_Tech_Ai]

A guy paid Netflix $263 last year.

He watched maybe 40 hours of it. Most nights he opened the app, scrolled, found nothing, and closed his laptop.

His sister — she used to work on Netflix's product team — came over for dinner, grabbed his laptop, and spent 15 minutes in Settings.

By the time she was done, his homepage looked nothing like it did an hour before. Trailers stopped auto-blasting. The picture on his TV sharpened. Categories he'd never seen appeared. His "For You" row actually matched what he liked.

He said: "How did I not know any of this existed?"

She said: "Because Netflix doesn't want you to. Every setting I just changed makes the app work better for you and worse for their numbers."

Here's what she did 🧵

[Mayank Agarwal 💡 @TheAIWorld22]

BREAKING: Claude can now map out your retirement better than most people charging $3,000 ever will.

Here are 6 prompts to figure out exactly when and how you can retire.

(Save this before it disappears).

[Ichabod Crane @kennelcleaner]

@peacock why commercials during the end of every end in curling?

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@ShadowofEzra well……. she’s a guy…….

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@ElonMuskAOC Oh yeah!

[Ichabod Crane @kennelcleaner]

@ElonMuskAOC DOGE on, my friend! DOGE on!

[TV News Now @TVNewsNow]

🔥 PETER DOOCY: “Tonight, we’re getting new details about that Trump-Trudeau dinner from two people who were at the table. We are told that when @JustinTrudeau told President-elect Trump that new tarrifs would kill the Canadian economy, Trump joked to him that if Canada can’t survive without ripping off the U.S. to the tune of $100bn a year then maybe Canada should become the 51st state and Trudeau could become its governor!” @pdoocy tells @BretBaier

[Ichabod Crane @kennelcleaner]

@Apple ….. put the calculator back like it was before the update….

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@hdnellis I’m in!

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@hdnellis ‘86 grad…. Had a house a block south of Chauncy on Wood St. The Parthenon was my go to…. sad to see “progress”…

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@JackPosobiec Who do we send the “Congratulations” card to??

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#MAGA. Lets go brandon!

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@PurdueNILStore @BoilerBall @3bradensmith The way he sees the floor!

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@_garrettlamb15_ @RealGamblingApe @IUBarstool Well…. it was 32-0…..

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@IsaacRomig1 The db meter on my phone showed 124.6. Dont know how accurate they are….

[Purdue Men's Basketball @BoilerBall]

The scene at Harry’s.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

My sources indicate Bird actually made all his shots with no edits.

[Boiler in Texas @BoilerInTexas]

This is what senior year at Purdue Zach Edey is gonna look like