Rich Kendrick

Talking nonsense to nobody since 2009.

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

@LeedsBreadCoop hi! Can someone please get in touch reference our expected delivery today for bears pantry? DM?

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

@Ad_Humphrey you're so metal

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

@Ad_Humphrey get the kettle on! And the butties! And the unicorn fritters or whatever it is you're serving these days. We're on our way!

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

@Ad_Humphrey Mixer is on point chef. Looks like Robocop's grandad. No messin'

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

To be fair I have been busy. This sofa won't sit on itself and eat pork buns.

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

I'll probably get round to watching it some time in 2018

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

Hey twitter. What's happening? Been away for 6 months. Have I missed owt? If some one could do me a best bits montage, that'd be great...

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

Better just test out these dark chocolate digestives too, make sure they're okay.

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

Feeling all motivated to get on with everything. Then again it is raining pretty hard. Maybe tea and GoT to start. Ease myself in gently.

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

Got a week. Got some interesting things on the to do list. Interesting mainly because they're not all eating and drinking. Most but not all.

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

Suppose I should get round to eating a vegetable at some point in 2016.

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

@AdamBuxton hey Buckulees where the new podcasts at bro? Did I miss an update? Kisses! X

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

That moment when you realise you have a day's worth of Reddit to go through. #bliss

[BBC Radio 6 Music @BBC6Music]

Sheffield’s finest, @RichardHawley joins @BBCRadMac tomorrow. Tune in 1-4pm

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

The nine month old twins are now discussing between them how they're going to ruin the rest of the day #squadgoals

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

Home alone with the douchebags today. Got loads done this morning. Checked the clock and it was 9am. I'd been awake for 5 hours. FIVE HOURS!

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

@OC in your #RobotWars chat you forgot to mention the ultimate bringer of peace and harbinger of justice: REFBOT!

[Rich Kendrick @kennerspie]

The world seems evermore futile when you need to shave your head and the batteries in your clippers are dead.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Read my article ahead of #ClimateMarch tomorrow & Govt's participation in vital Paris talks https://t.co/yFzvUa1seo

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

According to news, majority of country don't want to bomb. Corbyn agrees. Right wing Labour: 'Corbyn should resign.' Wot???!!!!