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- glitching productively *

[Azor @KennethAzor_]

@_Bellmere2_ Implies that the minions worked for Hitler’s art teacher

[Azor @KennethAzor_]

@susylicious2023 Immature? What you did was clever asf

[Azor @KennethAzor_]

@deepfates Jesus nut

[Azor @KennethAzor_]

@Secondlina Poor crow has mixed up the literal meaning of ‘landlord’ with its modernTimes-adapted one… a fact they should’ve been aware of by their lack of a history of rent payments

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Ian TB @ian_tb03]

This is what defines a professional military—not bullshit about “lethality” or “meat eaters” or jerking off to kill cams, but some unnamed enlisted person who day after day made sure the ejection seat they were responsible for met the standard so that when it mattered, it worked.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

The acclaimed psychologist Abraham Maslow, burn this into your brain

[レーザーおやじＺＸ @OyajiZx]

囲碁の達人だけどすごい絶妙に手加減して接戦で遊んでくれてたおじいちゃんが、認知症になったら誰も止められなくなった、って話を思い出した。

[Azor @KennethAzor_]

@MaxLittle92 @patrician_tv That may be true, but I think people between 60 and 70 would still go for the $10 million dollars

[チャッピー(Chappy) @junhagemay]

開発期間に40億年かかってるからね。

しかも途中で何億回も不具合個体を自然淘汰で捨てながら作った、倫理観ゼロの超長期デバッグ品。

そりゃ水とおにぎりで動く謎の高性能端末にもなる。

[cabby @cabby]

Oh fuck the wolf is actually here this time. Thank god I’m always doing wolf drills so people will be prepared when I warn them.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

FRIZZ NOOOOO

[George Mack @george__mack]

Pick any problem in your life. Now imagine you have an evil twin with a moustache. This evil twin is making it their sole focus to solve this problem before you do. What are they doing differently to you? Write this down. And then try to beat them. Hurry. They've already started.

[rde @rde_or_not]

That friend who stays at low hp for stat bonuses

[Azor @KennethAzor_]

@second_sailing eh

[Andrew Quinn @hiAndrewQuinn]

canon event. you, attuned, schizoanalytickal: *some grand fucking theory you've been slow cooking for five years*

your extremely normal, outdoorsy friend: oh yeah i remember thinking through that on an hour long walk. what did you think about *ideas five more years ahead of you*

[Ethan Mollick @emollick]

This might be the first hot take on how technology tells us how to live our lives, destroying our ability to make human decisions.

The technology in question is the sundial.

From a 3rd century BCE Roman adaptation of a Greek play, as discussed in Kerr’s “The Ordered Day”

[Azor @KennethAzor_]

Even the waves of fate can break upon the shores of will