Kenneth B. Thomas

/ˈkɛn.əθ/ 👀 Advertising Geek | We can get along well if you can pronounce pizza as 'peetza' 🍕

[Kenneth B. Thomas @kennethbthomas]

Little did we know...
Thank you @ComedyCentral! This has aged well.
Mark the date - 20 Jan, 2021
#CapitolRiot #Trump

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Why are the trains going south from Vaughan running so slowly and even stopping? Every day there’s some or the other delay. The traffic control can’t be this bad for a system that’s supposed to be “one of the best transit systems” @TTChelps

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@TTCnotices @TTChelps Stuck on a train on Line 4 for nearly 40–50 minutes with nothing but a vague “switch issue” update. Every other day there’s something or the other. This is supposed to be “one of the world’s best transit systems”? How do you explain that?

#TTC #Toronto

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@TTCnotices This is so inconvenient. There are no shuttle bus arrangements, nor are there any signs for the only bus that goes toward Don Mills

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I witnessed a guy rob a Dollarama last week at Eglinton. How low can you get? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Week 2 of Toronto and I wake up suddenly, only to see new ways to park a Tesla now.

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Taking a picture with a button next to a button that takes a picture? Double the buttons, nice! #AppleEvent

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The mute switch is like the best thing on my iPhone 14 Pro and now they’re taking it away 😭 #AppleEvent

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You did him dirty @finkd
#ThreadsApp #Threads

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Threads, the mixed bag of emotions for advertising pros. I mean, do we really need one more platform to juggle? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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It’s really unfair that they have to deliver in such conditions without any support

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@PizzaHutIN I placed an online order with Pizza Hut and it started raining heavily right after. When I opened the door to receive my order, I noticed that the delivery agent was completely drenched. He mentioned that you do not provide raincoats to them.

Please look into this

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I find it strangely comical when folks address unfamiliar faces like "Hey there, white t-shirt! (or which ever color you are wearing)”.

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Me wearing a Vision Pro
#WWDC23

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Bollywood paparazzi are the best hype men

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Why do spelling errors on social seem to be getting worse as time goes on?

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There’s a glitch in the matrix, the catch by Suryakumar was literally a replay #INDvsNZ

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Good riddance!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

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This is the worst time being a Superman fan. No movie, no actor and no development since over a decade. No movie “versions” too for the first and most popular superhero

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@DCComics @JamesGunn You did Henry Cavill dirty. He was fired after JL and rehired “officially” through Black Adam and now you fire him again just because you have a “plan”? After 11 movies in the DCEU, you’re starting to plan now? Ridiculous! Henry is the best modern #Superman

[Kenneth B. Thomas @kennethbthomas]

Me every time my “top song” plays in the morning #SpotifyWrapped

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So embarrassed to share how my Spotify Wrapped went. Literally my alarm became the top song on Spotify 🥲
#SpotifyWrapped