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[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

This is how I approach women at my local park

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Spoke to a DoorDash driver the other day

He makes $200k a year delivering food

Incredible

Asked him how (seemed way too high)

He makes about 20 deliveries a day

Gets paid an average of $7 per delivery

That’s $35k a year

Plus he delivers on a bicycle so his profit margin is basically 100%

So where’d the rest of the money come from?

Last month he got hit by a truck and got a $165k insurance payout

Love that income hack

Might have to try doing DoorDash myself

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Started talking to my wife like AI

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

No reason to do this by the way

[«𝑅𝐸𝒟𝒜𝒞𝒯𝐸𝒟» G4MBLER @RetardedGambler]

UNBELIEVABLE SHE WOULD JUST LIE LIKE THIS

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Parents: "Move out"

Girlfriend: “Quit being such a loser”

Boss: "Work harder"

DraftKings: “This is the one, champ”

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

It's ALWAYS 5 o'clock somewhere, nigga #Chicago #RealNigga

[꒷꒦mindy꒦꒷ @pablodiablo79]

grandma died so i went throigh her meds i just hit the JACKPOTTTTT

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Interesting way to announce Brandon Aiyuk is signing with the Chiefs.

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Greedy ass nigga got low battery mode on at 95%

[♡ Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

How men look at their girlfriend of 8 years when she mentions marriage

[Gilbert Chipotle. @UncleNarco]

This nigga so unserious 😂😂😂😂

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Funniest tweet I'll see all weekend.

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Fuck you

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

DELETE RIGHT NOW!

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Translation: "Me and the boys up here are getting so much pape, im actually having trouble sleeping with how badly we're robbing you niggas".

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Conservative Primary Voters Excited To Choose Which Politician Will Betray Them Next https://t.co/hGKCpMCZiH