Kenney Taylor

feeding pigs and smokin cigs

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% a fat piece of shit

[Reginald Spears @ReginaldSpears]

All the 20 year old dudes with whispy mustaches and restraining orders are gonna be bumping that Morgan Wallen / Post Malone song so hard this week while looking for unattended scrap metal.

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Just in case you didn’t hear, it rained in Ohio today.

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Bitches have the audacity to buy $40 worth a cigarettes, $55 in lottery tickets, then be like “ummm yeah let me get $5.43 on pump 6”

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Tell me you’re retarded without saying you’re retarded

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

If farmers ran the world, we'd still be sweeping, instead of vacuuming, and washing our clothes in rivers, instead of washing machines.

Why should Americans be forced to subsidize this one industry's refusal to move into the 1900s?

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Martha still hot af after all these years

[Ziggy B @therealziggyb23]

Martha Stewart out here thirst trapping https://t.co/fKotBLYuDS

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

I swear it’s always the ones you least expect

[Oklahoma City Police @OKCPD]

This individual is wanted in connection with a sexual assault that occurred at Spirit Halloween near Reno/Council. Your anonymous tip through Crime Stoppers could lead to a cash reward! 405.235.7300/www.okccrimetips.com. Case # 22-71289

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

My dog when I’m trying to peacefully eat my dinner

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

@j_taylor05 No sir #BuiltDifferent

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

She’s right, just the other day I was pouring concrete in the blistering heat in the middle of a 16 hour work day and I stopped and thought to myself “at least I’m not a barista”

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Too many fatties with onlyfans. If I wanted to see a naked walrus I’d go to the zoo.

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Chinese buffets really have their 8 year old kids in there running the place

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

These playas go so hard 😤

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Nothing brings the freaks out of the woodwork quite like a Circle K gas station

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Twitter use to be entertaining now it’s just full of smelly looking white bitches trying to sell their cooter pics

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

All I’ve learned this week is none of y’all know the difference between “woman” and “women”

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

@DarbyJWalton

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

@DarbyJWalton @carolineyy42 Carol keeps the lights on at that place

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Why would I buy Garth Brooks tickets when I can watch the entire concert on random Snapchat stories?

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

White girls need to be legally banned from naming children

[Kenney Taylor @kenneymtaylor]

Please pray for me. There’s nothing wrong with me, my girlfriend is just on her period 🙃