kenn.

[@ajmlive.bsky.social fuck you nazi bitch @Alexjonestown_]

Kenn’s new song is about sucking off an old man

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

@blankcheckpod We had our 2nd annual Porchfest over the weekend. We played @benhosley’s Porches video before every movie. https://t.co/BghQhgplp6 @mariebardi @GriffLightning @davidlsims

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

it’s been 6 months since i’ve tweeted.

whatever i decide to come back with better be good.

[@ajmlive.bsky.social fuck you nazi bitch @Alexjonestown_]

We playing Garden Grove tomorrow (Sat 6/2) at 7pm. It is FREE.

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

2023 and me

[@ajmlive.bsky.social fuck you nazi bitch @Alexjonestown_]

Merry Christmas from AJM https://t.co/WRgjLKY8Jt

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

cancel culture has gone too tár

[Gobbledygeek @Gobbledygeeks]

This week, Paul & Arlo dare to be stupid with Alex Jonestown Massacre guitarist @kennfluencer, as they discuss #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory. https://t.co/drgFMXEDzB

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

i talked about weird al again

[Gobbledygeek @Gobbledygeeks]

This week, Paul & Arlo dare to be stupid with Alex Jonestown Massacre guitarist @kennfluencer, as they discuss #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory. https://t.co/drgFMXEDzB

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

nobody should’ve been surprised by how much The Slap took over the newsstands. everyone knows paper covers Rock.

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

oh, a tragedy occurred? should probably cancel the comedy show. who would wanna laugh and feel better at a time like this?

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

interesting to see UVA trying to keep up with VT for once

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

B-52s concert postponed due to rusted roof

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

@Domonation804 yeah!

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

[insert genuine observation about humanity but formatted in a perfectly structured remark that is sociopathicly detached which is indicated by maybe an intentional typo or somethin’ here]

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

louis misheard dasha; he thinks she believes everybody deserves a piece of HIS apple

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

@elonmusk um, dude? do you realize that by suspending accounts for making jokes that YOU have become the culture that cancels?

[@ajmlive.bsky.social fuck you nazi bitch @Alexjonestown_]

How do we show Daniel Radcliffe our Hold Steady parody? Do you think Weird Al would do it for us? @kennfluencer @jonahray
https://t.co/WRgjLKYGz1

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

i really wanna see the new Cate Blanchett movie but i looked at the runtime so i’m afraid i will get too tár’d and fall asleep

[kenn. @kennfluencer]

@jjdotbiz wahlberg gives the most resentful “obligated to be here” performance ever filmed