Kennedy Holbert

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

@wesgay I feel this way about Kroger pick-up! I have such a good experience with it, it’s changed the way I think about Kroger.

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

Oh and I will never stop thinking about Susie’s Jackie monologue or Abe’s dinner table monologue about finally seeing Midge. I just realized they’re about the same thing: seeing people for the first time.

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

It’s really not fair to end both Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and Succession on the same weekend.

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

@J_mize4 Congrats, Jaylen! 🎉

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

United fans are like, "7-0 is the highlight of your season."
No. It is NOT the highlight of a season. It is the highlight of MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Liverpool beat you worse than Germany beat Brazil in the worst beating of all time.
Fergie was watching.
A+ memory; will relish forever.

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

The love I have for this show runs deep

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

Those triangles are so so beautiful

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Argentina's passing network shows a team working in almost perfect harmony - France's leaves a lot to be desired...

💻 @johnspacemuller

#ARG | #FRA | #ArgentinaVsFrance | #WorldCupFinal

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Jurgen Klopp calling plays from the booth today because of suspension. He’s a tin of chewing tobacco away from becoming an SEC offensive coordinator.

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

“Gray” should always be spelled “grey.” Not because the British spelling is correct , but because “e” is a grey letter and “a” is a red letter. I will not explain

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

!!!!!!!

[Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze]

Taylor Swift is for the girlies who got a 4 on the AP Lit exam and work in marketing now.

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

you ever been so desperate for an answer you go to the second page of google

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

Haaland should go to the World Cup and every team is allowed to summon him once in the tournament for 30 minutes, he arrives by parachute, we’ll work on the logistics when we have this approved.

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

Howwwwwww

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Haaland. This goal is Undefendable 👀

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Its officially September

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

BRENDEN AARONSON NO-LOOK WIZARD FILTH 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

[Kennedy Holbert @kennholbert]

Hahahahaha the fact that my parents got me two dolls from here and I’ve never sat back and thought just how weird this is….