Kirsten Pealing 🐜

I like rock music and bad humour. Only remembers twitter exists after 4 drinks minimum. Considered “wise and accomplished” by Brendan #TESD #4CD

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@DHLParcelUK as it seems the only way to get a response from you is to contact you publicly, I’m wondering if you can please respond to my DM regarding a parcel that’s been sitting “delayed” in a depot since the 17th and I have had absolutely zero updates about. Thank you.

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@cowandgate Dm sent, thank you

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@cowandgate both my Tesco and Asda orders of first infant formula have been cancelled due to lack of stock. I have twins to feed and am rapidly running out of formula. Can you please be transparent and explain to worried parents exactly what is going on?

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@ambernoelle @blupper954 @ANATOMETAL Haha yeah it’s a super hard material! Great in piercings though 😂

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@blupper954 @ambernoelle @ANATOMETAL Also if you visit https://t.co/Bo0Eh2NVee you should be able to find a piercer near you who can help out, reactions to jewellery are way more common than you’d think and we love to help out if we can ❤️

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@blupper954 @ambernoelle Sorry to butt in here but I saw your reply on a buzzfeed article and just wanted to let you know that, if you want to try wearing jewellery in future, ASTM-F136 titanium and ASTM-F138 steel may be options for you 😊They’re inert metals sold by brands like @ANATOMETAL

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@Tesdtown @TellEmSteveDave @sundayjeff @GitEmSteveDave I feel this sums it up

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

Thank you Stone Sour for spending 624 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/a2SVDov7VN

620 minutes was putting my babies to sleep with miracles and taciturn 😅

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

My little ants. Can confirm woah woah woah it’s ok does not work on babies as well as it does on horses. @GitEmSteveDave @TellEmSteveDave @dequinn

Q not tagged because pictures of kids 🤷‍♀️ #triggered #notokay

[D-Pealz @DanielPealing]

@sundayjeff Freya and Quinn say thank you for their Baron plushies! (six weeks old this Saturday).

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@DanielPealing @sundayjeff Taking the phrase “caveat emptor” to a whole new level. Also “BOGO” #callback #tellemstevedave

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

Meanwhile, Freya falls asleep to Download 2009 - Spit it Out 🤷‍♀️

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@CoreyTaylorRock my 3 week old twins officially know of you as “Uncle Corey” because we have to listen to you at least 500 times a day if mammy wants any peace. That cool?! 😂

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@sundayjeff https://t.co/zcMRaGxUGk zuuuuuuune

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@CoreyTaylorRock I’m so sorry 🖤🤘

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

It’s astonishing how often @DanielPealing and I shout random @TellEmSteveDave quotes at each other, whether the situation calls for it or not. #dadamypoopisgreen

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@sundayjeff Oh my god and “I just want to rebrand something” - every single fact in the rebranding of baron von Flanagan. Cum eating and racism 🙌

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@sundayjeff The first nature box ad - srirahahaaaa and plantation chips - and the infamous Warby Parker ad. #MeUndies or #MeUndead. Pam’s book with Wolf, and Fairy Retale Theater. Walt Flanking, Sunday Jeff monster dick and Git’em’s near fatal joke

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@DerrickHammer3 Empathic abilities, echo and magnify the feelings experienced by other women during the negative situation, compounding the worry that they’ll be victims (potentially for the second, third etc time)

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

If you’re upset and offended about a perceived loose implication that you may be a rapist, imagine how upsetting and offensive it must be to be raped 🤷‍♀️ #notallmenbutallwomen #SheWasJustWalkingHome

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@DerrickHammer3 I promise I do see your point, but the point I’m making is it’s very well having an academic outlook on something and a human response to it. Bear in mind that women share experiences of sexual harassment and assault with other women and therefore, using the aforementioned...

[Kirsten Pealing 🐜 @kennistar]

@craigwils85 @Sarahwozen @sparda10123 @BadgerOfSteel @jenswaine @ThisisDavina @lostfurniture Swear to god you’re one of my new best friends 😂 You are a sweetheart and a wonderful person!!