kendra

CRNA // I bring nothing to the table

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[kendra @kennlt]

@USPS I found my DOCTORAL DEGREE that I’ve waited weeks for, shoved in my mailbox today. What part of “do not fold” do your employees not understand?

[kendra @kennlt]

me

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Watching my beautiful wife wake up to an alarm, get dressed, and go to work while I lie in bed is like witnessing a small bunny be flung from a moving vehicle while I watch from the sidewalk like some degenerate bystander.

[kendra @kennlt]

If you say “just use Instagram reels,” I’m automatically assuming you have no sense of humor

[kendra @kennlt]

ban old people holding public office instead of tik tok

[kendra @kennlt]

@drinkolipop ABSOLUTELY

[kendra @kennlt]

y’all get all your education from viral tweets and TikTok and it shows!!!

[kendra @kennlt]

season depression, but the season is grad school

[g @giselanicee]

of course therapy didn’t work for you, you’re a liar

[kendra @kennlt]

homesteading (attempting to season my cast iron pan I’ve had in the pantry for 2 years)

[jynx @jynxbby]

some men have this irrational fear of being used for money they don’t have

[AB @AB84]

Not a real 4th of July without this nigga right here

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN

@zachlanebryan

[kendra @kennlt]

anesthesia:

[Lavion @Cantstyle]

I’m at the age where if I see a chair 🪑 I’m gone take me a lil seat.

[AB @AB84]

she not special

bro

just from different

street

#Toxic #CTESPN

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Lips Of An Angel themed karaoke bar where the only song people can sing is Lips Of An Angel by Hinder

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Day

Fuck wit da vibe #CTESPN @zachlanebryan

[kendra @kennlt]

if you don’t like gorgonzola, grow up

[kendra @kennlt]

why are you 27 years old and still not eating the pizza crust