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my last three brain cells decided to quit yesterday.... so here we are

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

Department of Land and Natural Resources: Protect Pololu Valley - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/JKJfGZN9WA via @Change

[bryeonce @brycevglover]

Y’all this is my brother, one of the hardest mf I know but he LOVES his baby girl. I know you don’t praise a fish for swimming, but he’s such a good dad. I’m tearing up 🥺🙃

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Astros with their first stolen signs of the 2020 season

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

#ripcarolineflack

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

@NATALI333333 I’m mean yes..... but why😂😂😂

[JP @jpbrammer]

I don’t need to “see myself” in a president. I need to stop seeing GoFundMe campaigns for insulin.

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

Can relate

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you look hard enough you can smell this picture

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

Just coughed and cracked my back. Probably should be concerned but hey it felt good #Health

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

That’s the correct way to care for oneself

[Jana 🔅 @leftyy53]

Sometimes I save TikToks even if I’m not sending them to people because they are funny

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

My sister gives on point advice. #VampireDiaries #rewatch #damonsalvatore

[Jared Sullinger Sr. @Jared_Sully0]

Rest In Peace Kobe Bryant
Rest In Peace Gianna Bryant
Rest In Peace Alyssa Altobelli
Rest In Peace John Altobelli
Rest In Peace Kerry Altobelli
Rest in Peace Christina Mauser
Rest in Peace Sarah Chester
Rest in Peace Payton Chester
Rest in Peace Ara Zobayan

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

Best frans❤️

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

@NATALI333333 My FBI agent is working hard

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

It’s 6am. I’m locked out of my car. And I’m sitting on the sidewalk in front of a strangers house contemplating my choices. Strong start to 2020.

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

I just saw a Tik Tok where someone literally posted EVERY IMPORTANT PLOT POINT OF THE NEW STAR WARS and I seriously feel like crying because I haven’t seen it. Please no one contact me during this horrible time.

[Jordan 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝘆 @jojomartian]

*opening gifts*
me: :D

my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝

my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

Is it really Christmas if your family didn’t get into an argument right before opening presents, forget to buy sugar and make you go get it, and then continue to annoy each other until you finally retreat to twitter to quell your rage?

[iheartbabyyoda @kennlynnking]

Murry Crimmas

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest dad sayings:

-see a mattress on the highway: “Anyone need a mattress?”

-tightens strap on back of truck: “That’s not going anywhere”

-“Are you air conditioning the whole neighborhood?"

-gets bill at restaurant: looks at youngest child "Hope you brought your wallet"