Son of the village

Corporate Finance | Puns | BDSM (Bonds, Dividends, Stocks & Margins) | COYG

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Going from a slow horse to Bond would be so fucking funny

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

This might genuinely be the best thing you’ll watch today 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷

Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m.

New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜

[Softboy @softboywin]

now apple…. why the hell would "mfhgv4-qqytrz-fr2qwf" be a good password????

[Son of the village @kennvatu]

@DayoOjo Most of Europe 👆

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: LEBRON JAMES IS JOINING THE 76ERS, PER @ShamsCharania

BRON. MAXEY. BROWN. EMBIID.

WOW 🤯

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and I knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game. I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

Doom has pieces of the actual True Cross itself in his armor in case Dracula jumps him.

Magneto could only dream of being that well prepared for anything.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

How life would feel if checkout was 3pm and check in was 10am

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

The Pain
The Glory
The Farewell

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

What the hell

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

“L Clasico”

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[Son of the village @kennvatu]

@Smalzz_ 💯

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡: The top-performing player in each stat for every World Cup semi-finalist.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.