That guy

The smartest idiot in the world

[That guy @kennyC272]

Never thought I’d enjoy Dad’s cookies as much as I do

[That guy @kennyC272]

WW3 life hack: buy a fat life insurance policy so it’s in the banks best interest to keep you home safe.

[That guy @kennyC272]

The whole oh it’s only -6, but it feels like -25 thing has to stop

[That guy @kennyC272]

Tim Waltz is the kind of guy that doesn’t need blackmailed because he’s already so brainwashed

[That guy @kennyC272]

If you’re in my grill and I burp on, you it’s not disrespect, I just had 8 beers last night

[That guy @kennyC272]

Why did we decide to let bankers rule the world? They don’t do shit other than rip you off and give you a hard time.

Why don’t we let farmers rule the world? They literally feed everyone?? And they’re good guys!!

[That guy @kennyC272]

If you told someone you can’t smoke cigarettes when they’re dead in 2018 they’d probably say “damn so true” or something similar.

You tell someone that in 2025 and they ask you for the source

[That guy @kennyC272]

Way too fucking cold already, bring back the diesel engines

[That guy @kennyC272]

Planets dying so we need less people. Economies dying so we need more people.

[That guy @kennyC272]

Death, taxes, and another Kanye banger

[That guy @kennyC272]

Can I kick it?

[That guy @kennyC272]

@MarkJCarney Ok. Now lower taxes on products made in Canada

[That guy @kennyC272]

Don’t tell me to drive safe when I’m in the lifted 3/4 ton with mud & snow tires on er

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mind-blowing discovery 🤯

[Don Cherry @CoachsCornerDC]

Don't forget your poppy!

[That guy @kennyC272]

I can make deals with the devil because my dick is bigger… 😂😂😂 holy fuck Taylor how was Epstein’s Island???

[That guy @kennyC272]

The Fuckin Boys use Imperial

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reason government programs are so inefficient is that, unlike a commercial company, the feedback loop for improvement is broken, because they have a state-mandated monopoly and can’t go out of business if customers are unhappy.

No matter how bad the service is at your DMV (sorry to pick on DMVs), you still have to use your DMV, because it’s a monopoly.

[That guy @kennyC272]

Nancy Pelosi salary last 10 years: 179k x 10 = 1.79 million.
Net worth increase during that time: 120 million.
Where did the other 118.21 million come from???

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

For almost four decades, Nancy Pelosi has served the American people and worked to make our country better. No one was more skilled at bringing people together and getting legislation passed – and I will always be grateful for her support of the Affordable Care Act. She made us proud to be Democrats, and will go down in history as one of the best speakers the House of Representatives has ever had. Nancy, thank you for your leadership and your friendship. Michelle and I wish you and Paul the best in this next chapter.

[That guy @kennyC272]

What ship was famously described as “the pride of the American side” in an old Canadian folk song?

[That guy @kennyC272]

We just did this for 10 years with Trutard😂😂😂 how are Canadians so gullible

[ProudCanRobz 🇨🇦 @RMapleCan]

If I make $100k a yr and I spend $500k, that’s called an irresponsible deficit

If I make $100k a yr and I borrow to buy a business for $500k that’s expected to generate future revenues, it’s called smart investment.

The Carney government is smartly investing in 🇨🇦’s future!