Larry Fisherman

Welcome to my TED Talk entitled “Consciousness Was a Mistake” DARE graduate: 2005. No tats on my right arm, it’s strictly for tweeting.

[Larry Fisherman @KennyWeith]

Currently constructing my pantheon of tweets from the last decade. Feel free to add/link your favs as well.

(no particular order)

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@DawnsMission i mean this in the nicest way possible, your mental illness should be thoroughly studied and perhaps put on display in some sort of museum

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@EVR551 make a rule that says the passes can’t cross two lines then 60 years later decide they actually can

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@Israel2252 @AnaKasparian @grok this is quite likely the most Israeli post of all time

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@HabsWest my brother in christ you cannot possibly believe Michael Hage’s D+2 season in the fucking NCAA is anywhere near a ~.5 ppg player on a cup winning team

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@WilliamSugas @JayCuda does it matter how many years a player plays before their MLB debut? are they not still a rookie regardless??

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@WilliamSugas @JayCuda i’m pretty sure Frank Thomas played in the minors so not sure what your point is here ??

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@Yayanguy2 @MLB @whitesox

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@BKSportsTalk

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@MissouriKid3 @MaggieLJohnson great opinion, thank you for your input Nebraskan for Mizzou

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

You receive: one delicious plate of peanut butter

I receive: nothing, you are getting a plate of peanut butter because I love you and only that reason, don't turn around or look down or look at your paws or pay attention to any noise

[Larry Fisherman @KennyWeith]

@LauraLoomer @AnaKasparian i haven’t been keeping up, do you still review dog food on stream or is it just all schizophrenic content now?

[MattBeGreat @mattbegreatyt]

Never deleting this app

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

@BauerOutage you are running out of time. hell is real. do you feel the fire

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Mike Vrabel in cheating on your wife therapy:

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

at work doing some bullshit

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper
girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it

[Pey-Lin Carroll @peylincarroll]

Very clever, Admin. Didn’t think of this when we named him.

[snorling @sheanorling]

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

[Larry Fisherman @KennyWeith]

@_B___S fucking outstanding technique