Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸

Nothin' new since '82.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

Long time hater of the bleep-bloop middle-of-the-mall music of Girl Talk.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

If your set feels like Ready Player One: The Mix, please miss me with it. I have too long of an attention span to listen to Girl Talk 2: No Guitars.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@roctakon People talk about Girl Talk like he was Soulwax and it’s very telling about where they were in the pecking order.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@comeseemetho “Good morning. We’ll both have a beautiful day if you send butthole.”

Splitting the difference.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

Incredibly accurate down to the details.

[Sergio Da Silva @TurboHaus]

They were listening to that first blood brothers record wearing gold lamé bodysuits and doing blow. Suspenders, craft beer and twirly moustaches was another, worse thing.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@comeseemetho Think I’m going to switch up this next text I have to send.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@taint_chakra Hydration Legend

[roctakon @roctakon]

Euphoria dared to ask what if Gus VanSant had a 67 iq.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@SlumRNA_Dog Every real estate post on this website is some fake “deal” in Imminent Disaster, CA, Crushed Economy, ND, or Living Dead, PA where the only job is at a Panda Express and hour away.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@billweberx @ChristianHeiens That’s why this stuff passes because it’s the best of both worlds. Feel-Good Optics but all the original players still cash out.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@billweberx @ChristianHeiens It’s important to note that what this weirdo weeb is complaining about is 100% a skill issue.

Why do I say that? Because anyone within a whiff of gov’t contracts knows you get your white wife or sister to be a 51% owner in name only and wait for the money to print.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@RealGitmoTrump @uncledoomer You’re using a Hilti! What are you on about?

Most Euro brand in existence.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@carbonite1994 Those things have essentially unending shelf life! This should be a crime.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@keirimin @facetedcarapace YES. Get money or get over it like a normal person.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@badboysremix @RT_com Yeah, this is anti-human cope not some grand plan.

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@intrnetdaughter Big stretch on the friend assumption

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@taint_chakra Two time periods in life. Before and after psyllium. Congratulations.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

property tax should be waived for young parents with children and should be doubled for seniors to pay for the schools for the children of those young parents. This is a moderate political position

[thrill @thrillhouse01]

@europemaxxed boomers: HOUSES ARENT UNAFFORDABLE YOU JUST NEED TO STOP EATING OUT

also boomers: i cant afford the property tax on this fully paid off house for some reason

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

Boyfriends are like jobs. You need at least two to make it in today’s world!

[Bathrobespierre 🇺🇸 @kennywhatever]

@carbonite1994 Savatage