ObgynKenobi

No hootin. Just hollerin.

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

We be all night.

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

If I were an evil villain I would put poison in Taylor Swift music and put the antidote in Creed music

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

The kidneys are the catalytic converter of the human body

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

Ctrl f my will to live

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

I've been scrounging around in the lasagna again and got it all under my fingernails. This always happens

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

Eating carrots while congested and accidentally inhaling a carrot, and then coughing and spraying chewed up carrots all over the room has to be a top 5 human experience.

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

@GatorGonnaGitYa @bwear @motowncatscrown @BrettKollmann What are you smoking? That ball was overthrown plain and simple, but that can't be right since Patrick Mahomes is the leagues golden boy.

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

I'm entering my scallywag era

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

A strange woman lying in a pool just threw a sword at me. I now hold extreme executive power

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

Stale graham crackers are so much better than regular graham crackers. They just get softer

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

Every day we either get sexier or less sexy.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

prepare for hot girl summer by getting your

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[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

Women be dating men that are nimble and then act all surprised when he jumps over a candlestick 🫢

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

@HighSkydog Brb gonna have sex to cotton eye joe

[SKYDAWG @HighSkydog]

everytime i hear a new song i act like i wrote it. bumps harder.

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

@HighSkydog Amen

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

How do people take themselves so seriously? I just ran out of toilet paper and waddled to go get another roll mid-poop, and I know you've done it too

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

Don't look up 1997 Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

Viva calcium

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

rules for dating me:

1, どうして翻訳したんですか？
2, 興味がありますか?

[ObgynKenobi @kenobi_obgyn]

@JayAH985 @SargonOfAkkad13 @LndsPatterson Bro your entire profile is sports