Obi-Wan Kenobi

I'm just a hunka hunka Jedi love. And snark. Don't forget the snark.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @Kenobi_Tips]

@mcgregor_ewan Will there be a wider release later? I can't get to any of those, and I would very much like to see this on the large screen.

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@simonpegg I would give blood if Simon sees this. <3 BECAUSE YES. Thank you, Simon, for the best Star Trek since The Voyage Home.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @Kenobi_Tips]

#5WordHorribleIceBreaker Azog the Big White Orc #TheHobbit #ThorinOakenshield #YouSawItComing

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Yoda, his arms wide.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @Kenobi_Tips]

It would be even better with a candle. https://t.co/Vet1IGzcUB

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@Dark_Helmet_SB I can highly recommend running away to become a hermit and/or hobo.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @Kenobi_Tips]

@Dark_Helmet_SB Well, then, maybe because we have to bother in order to earn money so we can keep eating?

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @Kenobi_Tips]

@Dark_Helmet_SB Because we have to pretend there is some point or purpose to life

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@DepressedDarth That is one unfortunate fashion choice there. ANY other color would have been better....

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@Mean_Old_Ben All the shit that's fit to print.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @Kenobi_Tips]

@mcgregor_ewan It's been a difficult month, losing Bowie and Rickman and Frey. I feel ya.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @Kenobi_Tips]

@DepressedDarth So disappointed she will never be canon.

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@TrooperTK8912 @alyankovic NOTHING TERRIBLE IS EVER ALLOWED TO HAPPEN TO WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. PERIOD. *makes Force-wave*

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @Kenobi_Tips]

It's all fun and games until Twitter tells me to follow my ex.

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@BadFatherHan I wouldn't tap that if I had a hammer with a 100-yard handle.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @Kenobi_Tips]

@BadFatherHan Even you aren't that good a marksman. You're going to need a microscopic laser sight.