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WTH R U SELLING ME @McDonalds

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i love when people name their pets a different animal like
“come here kitty”
🐌: “ok❤️”

[s**** @coolgalsus]

screaming mao zedong lighter at the estate sale

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@brooceval

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found my holy grail at the bins today

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#NewProfilePic

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fell in the parking i’m such a clutz >_<
*don’t mind the imprint*

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imagine if we put don toliver, swae lee and the weeknd in the studio and they had sex

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friends: wanna meet up at the park for some thai tea tomorrow?
me: yes!
me:*arrives at the park and see old asian people doing tai chi*
me: 😲☹️

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bros holding onto the mouse like it’s the gear stick 💀

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@brooceval making buttered noodles is not a slay

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i wish i was white all i gotta do is find some foreign asian dish record myself making it at home say it’s good and i’ll go viral and become a millionaire

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my dad goes to the casino and instead of bringing home 1 million dollars he brings back 20 casino bottled waters

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wish my friends were cool enough to dap each other up, instead we hug :)

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saw drizzy at home depot 😳

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found out my grandma was diagnosed with oppenheimer i hope she doesn’t forget me 😔

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