Ken Schroeds

nothing to brag about.

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

Being serenaded is the new helicopter ride #thebachelor

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 This is the best update ever 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

There is nothing more sacred in this world than avocado toast.

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

"I deleted my Tinder and we've been talking about introducing our pets sooo I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious"

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

Doesn't Adam Sandler have enough money already? Can he stop making fart movies with the humor of that dick in high school?

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

"Every time I walk into Chapters I have to poop"
-Catherine Christensen

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

Did anyone else think Melisandre was going to fuck John Snow's dead body in her old witch state to bring him back to life? #GameofThrones

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

I actually love being sick as it's a completely justified reason to be a lazy piece of shit.

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

Slow down @kanyewest https://t.co/hLm5QkRRJO

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

Sometimes on Tinder I want to swipe right. For the dog. Not the dude.

[Ed the Sock @EdtheSock]

I think we need to guard against believing all judges are equally knowledgeable about cases they are trying. #Ghomeshi #IBelieveSurvivors

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

Can someone please tell me where Jojo got her romper?! #TheBachelor

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

@3D_Bullriding #pbrleth

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

First night out with my soul sister/love of my life/ bfffffffff in over a year because she's… https://t.co/JCbF28fQFe

[Trailer Park Boys @trailerparkboys]

For every tweet using #BellLetsTalk, Bell donates 5¢ to mental health initiatives. Help us raise some scrilla, and RETWEET this tweet!

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Adding “Swish” back to the list of potential titles for my next album. #onemanstrash

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

You know you're hormonal when you tear up after watching Carlton have his first run in with racism on Fresh Prince of Bel Aire

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

Anyone else dress like they are off to a tight and bright party to do yoga? Or is that just me?

[Ken Schroeds @kenschroeds]

When you've eaten all the candy in your house, refuse to buy more in an attempt to be healthy and end up going to town on chewable vitamin c

[President Obama @POTUS44]

despite court cases like citizens united ill work with orgs/states across US to find new ways 2 reduce $ in politics https://t.co/fuTdewJcyh