My kink is when you're eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
This is the craziest shit I have ever heard in my life and that is not an exaggeration. You are not prepared for what you will hear when you click “play” on this.
a coworker asked if there was body horror and i said “no peter just gets bloody and has black eyes and i wouldn’t call that body horror, i would just call it really fucking hot”
i said this on Teams btw
la cosa più sadica che potessero fare é stata metterla a recitare la parte di una che non ha la minima idea di chi lui sia mentre tra una pausa e l’altra dovevano tenerla con le manette per evitare che gli saltasse addosso
the older i get, the more spider-man becomes less about powers and more about trying to stay hopeful when everything keeps changing. tom's peter always feels like a kid carrying responsibilities that are way too big for him and thats the version of spidey that hits me the hardest
Every time I rewatch this I go in thinking there’s gonna be a point in the video where I’m like OK actually this isn’t as great as I remember it being I have outgrown it charms & every time I am wrong and watch the entire thing in a state of sheet delight
I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.