Ken Schmidt

Keynote speaker; author "Make Some Noise, The Unconventional Road to Dominance;" consultant; former lead guitarist for KISS (that part's a lie).

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

@JonesDairyFarm And what a handsome fella he is.

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

@royalenfield Hope the ride's more unplanned than this horribly staged photo

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@ConservAmerica @kaf_fishing @KRSA907 Glenn Hughes for president. Of the USA.

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

Hey @UnitedAirlines it’s 1 am and we can’t get off 2284 at DCA. Wake somebody up will ya?

[The Brewer Nation @BrewerNation]

In every sense of the word, what we're witnessing with this person playing this sport is nothing short of astounding.

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@FoundersCard Good thing there's no wasteful, unnecessary and excessive packaging

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@Reuters UNSUBSCRIBE

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

What makes hitters give up on Corbin Burnes's Back Door Cutter? 🤔

Here it is with his Sinker (a ball).

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

@washingtonpost But most don't say that. Just effen stop with all the "some say"..."experts say..." "critics say".... shit that have become WaPo's standard operating procedure.

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

@washingtonpost Maybe if you’d stop gleefully reporting this shit it would stop

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

@washingtonpost Hey WAPO: You know what else would suck? Watching overrated Michelangelo create the Sistene Chapel. That shit's so old. Plus he stole all his moves from ancient Romans.

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

@JamesGangRacing White bags?! Well done, sir.

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

Nice work @AmericanAir. Bought tic online, used credit and u charged me MORE than if I didn't use credit and u won't refund me the difference. We're done here.

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

Hey @amazon -- what's with this biz of me ordering and paying things for delivery today then getting emails saying they're coming tomorrow?

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

@washingtonpost Thank god those experts were able to figure this out.

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

Punchlines write themselves.
https://t.co/NpQmPL7VT2

[jordan @JordanUhl]

checkmate fauci

[Ken Schmidt @kenspeaksdotcom]

Say. Her. Name.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

American woman's bar crawl spreads coronavirus in southern Germany. https://t.co/TZFVaQrdW4

[NBC News @NBCNews]

American woman's bar crawl spreads coronavirus in southern Germany. https://t.co/TZFVaQrdW4