Kent Foster

I think I’m way funnier than I am

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Elon Musk: I need $1.5 billion or SpaceX will go broke
Feds: Approved

Intel CEO: We need $76 billion or we're moving to Asia
Feds: Approved (Intel cuts jobs)

United CEO: Airlines need $54 billion
Feds: Approved

Average Joe: My wife got cancer. Can we get Medicare?
Feds: Denied

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

Why does Tucker Carlson seem like the dude that got bullied in his private high school for having the smallest yacht

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

In 20 years, when schools are teaching that Trump was one of the biggest threats to our democracy, I want Trump supporters to say they voted for him instead of hiding it like I know they will

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

You guys remember before the election Trumpies were saying “At least we wouldn’t riot if we lost.” I wonder where they are now 🤔

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

If I could major in Star Wars I would

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

The most unsurprising news of 2020

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

President Donald Trump and the First Lady have tested positive for coronavirus.

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

Trump really couldn’t disown white supremacists. When asked to condemn the Proud Boys (a white supremacist group) he said “Stand back and stand by.” If that’s not dog whistle racism then idk what is.

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

If you think Trump won that debate you either didn’t watch, are blinded by partisan politics,or you think the way to win a presidential debate is to shout the loudest

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

Next debate they gotta put a mute button on Trump’s mic

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

When a Fox News commentator has to yell at Trump to stop interrupting you know it’s bad

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

When Biden said “Can you just shut up man” I felt that

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

If you’re posting about this 6% thing then all you’re really saying is “I’m dumb and don’t know why we’re quarantined in the first place”

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

This dude will do this with anyone darker than his orange ass

[CNN @CNN]

Fact check: Trump promotes another birther lie, this time about Kamala Harris

Facts First: Harris was born in Oakland, California. She meets the Constitution's requirements to serve as vice president or president. There is no serious question about this. https://t.co/WFogDiTlID

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

If you’re in an argument, and they bring up personal stuff, just know that you won

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

People ask me why I don’t throw more parties... I do, I just don’t invite you

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

Once Winds of Winter drops y’all not gonna see me for a couple days

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

Fuck I miss the nba

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

All right it’s official no one else can follow me I have the exact number I want 😎

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

If you can’t fw my friends then I can’t fw you

[Kent Foster @kent_foster7]

I feel like it says a lot about me that I’d rather sit in my apartment than go out on a Friday night. Whether that’s a positive or negative remains to be seen.