Kent69

Always $trive And Prosper-A$AP I be that pretty motherfucker.

[Weed Tweets ™ @welovingkush]

RT if you're stoned right now.

[International Highlife @Intl_Highlife]

Rt if a homie don't play

[A$AP Rocky @ASAPRockyTRILL]

F*ck A "Low-key" Relationship. People Do NOT Have To Know Our Business, But They BETTER Know That We're Together!

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: What for?

Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you think for

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like.

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

That awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

If you can retweet this with your bottom lip then you're a good kisser.🙅
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[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

If I've ever not texted you back, and you were wondering why, here's the reason: I'm a lazy motherfucker.

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

That awkward moment when you find something way more funny than everyone else, and they're just like, 'it’s not that funny.'

[Bible Gateway @Bible_Gateway]

Yes, [Lord,] you are my lamp - Psalm 18:28 (please retweet).