Ken Tapeworm

Myself and Brad Hardie were the best 1-2 punch in Western Australian media, now trying my level best to lift the profile of whatever station will have me

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@craigofmanning Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. That was clearly taken out of context.

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@Caro218_ Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. As the Victorian version of my friend Peter Sumich, David has done very well to keep his impeccable professionalism in line. I always admired Peter's stoicism under Kath's previous barrage of questions. Kudos David.

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@7AFL Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. I have spoken with Alex and have given him my approval for this to happen.

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Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. I've seen enough, hand the coach of the year honour to Mr Chris Scott. Losing 3 in a row by clearly not showing what your team is capable of, just shows what a genius he is. Kudos, incredible display of coaching talent. #aflgiantscats #AFL

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@Markedw Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. I think you'll find Mark, that coaching Geelong to a loss is in fact considered a master-class.

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@tax_oz @dontarguepod @bennymc7 Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. None of those things happen Mr. Tax

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@PipPopstopolous @Ready1976 Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. I've actually seen this erudite man around the traps. Amazing football mind, on a level with Peter Sumich and David King.

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@Markedw Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. I have no idea what you mean

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@editti22 Ah, Ken Tapeworm here, seems like a bit of a brew-ha-ha

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The reason my friend Peter didn't perform well in the interview for Fremantle, because he knew that David was trying valiantly to reach Peter's height in journalism, and he may need to try to take him down to achieve it. Peter was far too aware to fall for David's scheme.

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Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. Due to the impact my statements have on the AFL landscape, I have kept quiet on this until now. I believe David King has a dislike for Justin due to believing he unfairly displaced his mancrush, Mr Ross Lyon.

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@RayJCapo79 Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. I think Ray, that you will find if they don't make the finals it will be the fault of a Mr. Matthew Johnson and his ability to be the one player that manages to get their hands on the ball.

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@FOXFOOTY Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. And then the Peter Sumich era can begin. Only 6 years late but will be akin to one Ange Postecoglou and his ability to turn clubs around and bring them glory.

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@6PR Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. Once again, my good friend Brad is on the money with concise and no holds bard journalism. Kudos to you.

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@DwayneRussellM @lukebrazierr Ah Ken Tapeworm here, as Voss plays for a non Victorian team, different rules apply. You, of all people, should be aware of this Dwayne.

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@guidohatzis @RayJCapo79 @kanecornes @freodockers Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. Not sure who you mean Guido

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Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. Happy New Year to all, especially my friend Peter, who will be keeping a close eye on the performance of a senior coach in W.A. Footy this year.

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@UCantHandleSP @FootyRhino @AFL Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. I think you'll find that the AFL actually couldn't give a stuff

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Ah, Ken Tapeworm here. I think the Democrats erred by not seeking Peter Sumich's endorsement