Kent

THE University of Twitter. previous deleted at 290k. 5x COTW 4xDTFOTW TLOL

[Kent @kenthanson]

@Sturg_23 Sweet Jesus!!!

[Kent @kenthanson]

@ElBolsonDHiggs @headphoneemoji Rich???

[Kent @kenthanson]

I believe everything is gambling now. Dude put 1000-1 on a bet on polymarket that someone would be arrested for smuggling lizards and the over/under was 21.5 paid of socks and he just made $50 million dollars. We’re absolutely fucked.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Man arrested at Tokyo airport attempting to smuggle roughly 200 lizards stuffed inside 22 pairs of socks.

[Kent @kenthanson]

@youngnatey @Acyn “Healthy food” everything is contaminated or a billion dollars, there is no food to eat.

[Kent @kenthanson]

@Sturg_23 Ass, we can still eat ass.

[Kent @kenthanson]

@MetalHoopsHead @PabloTorre They get caught all of the time, they are very rarely punished after they are caught. Balmer and the Clips were caught for this exact same thing a decade earlier.

[Kent @kenthanson]

@Sturg_23 Was also asked how his son added $150m to his personal wealth in the past year and replied “it doesn’t fucking matter!”

[Kent @kenthanson]

@FSUBrando @danabeers Needs to wear a helmet when not playing sports couldn’t imagine him taking a dome shot in need and immediately dying.

[Kent @kenthanson]

@youngnatey Also if you’re a grown up fantasy punishments are super lame.

[Kent @kenthanson]

@Sturg_23 That’s all of Canada.

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

You missed the best photo with both sets of his grandparents

[Kent @kenthanson]

@Austin_Powers04 Love you bro. Big hugs.

[Faizal Khamisa @FaizalKhamisa]

I remember someone asking OG why he drew teeth on the “owl” and in true OG fashion, stone faced he said “that’s how they eat”. Then he just left.

I still have the drawing somewhere in my condo.

[TSilkies @Sharkurricane]

*Thursday Night Football, Jets and the Browns are playing. Score is 2-3 in the 4th quarter*

Announcer:

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Kent @kenthanson]

@DiveBarDave69 Penoris

[Kent @kenthanson]

@FSUBrando I was not exciting ducks, I for sure thought mini cows or something.