Kent Armadillo

we walk towards desire.

[Kent Armadillo @kentnasty]

Am I doing it again? That thing where I get real real dark in my head and try to crawl out of my own skin, the only thing holding my bones in.

[Kent Armadillo @kentnasty]

“What’s the rush buddy?” Says the old guy walking way too slow while singing along with the Menards commercial. Listen ‘buddy’ I will shit both of our pants if you don’t get out of my path to the bathroom.

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Nothing like good old fashioned tortilla dogs in bed

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48? I lost track

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I was accused of peeing on the toilet seat in the women's bathroom. Thankfully, I was able to prove my innocence by showing my Twitter feed.

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Whoever peed on the toilet seat in the women's bathroom... ya goin to hell.

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if you aren't willing to stare at the ceiling for 6 hours listening to everything Colin Meloy has ever been a part of, I'm gonna need my house key back. I'm not sure how you got it to begin with.

[Kent Armadillo @kentnasty]

Cishet men invented social distancing with the arrival of public urinals.

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@Cramer258 do you have any recommendations for someone looking to purchase eye protection for this summer?

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In Wandavision, it's really cool how when Wanda feels like she is losing control, things start changing uncontrollably around her... anyway, remember that old movie where Sinbad played a genie?

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"If we raise minimum wage, the cost of everything else will go up" as if the price of a soft taco from tbell didn't go up $0.79 since the last time we raised minimum wage.

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I don't feel bad about farting in public anymore, if you smell it you should have just worn a better mask.

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Imagine filming your orgy through the eyes of Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit.

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Everybody wants to save the world, but no one wants to die.

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Look on the bright side, maybe wolves are afraid of ghosts.

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A wacky waving inflatable Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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I don't trust a person who has never shed a tear to a rap album.

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What up seasonal depression?? Its ya boi back with another FaNtAsTiC video! You know what to do, follow the page, ring that bell, and SMASH that thumbs up. If this video gets 1k likes, check this out... i will get out of bed FOLD MY LAUNDRY.

[Kent Armadillo @kentnasty]

Illinois is a magical place where the same people who said "well he IS your president and you have to respect him," also wear shirts that say "Fuck Pritzker"