“What’s the rush buddy?” Says the old guy walking way too slow while singing along with the Menards commercial. Listen ‘buddy’ I will shit both of our pants if you don’t get out of my path to the bathroom.
if you aren't willing to stare at the ceiling for 6 hours listening to everything Colin Meloy has ever been a part of, I'm gonna need my house key back. I'm not sure how you got it to begin with.
In Wandavision, it's really cool how when Wanda feels like she is losing control, things start changing uncontrollably around her... anyway, remember that old movie where Sinbad played a genie?
"If we raise minimum wage, the cost of everything else will go up" as if the price of a soft taco from tbell didn't go up $0.79 since the last time we raised minimum wage.
What up seasonal depression?? Its ya boi back with another FaNtAsTiC video! You know what to do, follow the page, ring that bell, and SMASH that thumbs up. If this video gets 1k likes, check this out... i will get out of bed FOLD MY LAUNDRY.
Illinois is a magical place where the same people who said "well he IS your president and you have to respect him," also wear shirts that say "Fuck Pritzker"