Kenneth van Reenen

Writer of strictly seven-word-Twitter-bios.

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

@Mary_Buzbee Hi Mary. Here's a writer that only speaks in the 3rd person. He'd love to chat. https://t.co/LmnVH1N6uo

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

Thanks Natalie!
@natalieevarose @brendanhoffmann @PublicisMachine

[Machine_ @thisismachine]

Who better to win the @firstforwomen TTL account than these legends from @publicismachine? Well done team! #proud

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Check out the third #PMBeta start-up moving into our Sinosteel office: Accomplice! http://t.co/89gS0y0C5q

[Machine_ @thisismachine]

.@mowallet is the second start-up that will be filling our Sinosteel office! #PMBeta http://t.co/0HNb7C2c4O

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The first #PMBeta start-up is @AppYourEvent! Click here to find out more: http://t.co/tfhhk9TD4f

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

@langgraham @PublicisMachine @BI9PUN @brendanhoffmann Flying the flag, congrats to you guys! #MakeAfricaRoar

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

@MisterMasango @brendanhoffmann And to you bro!

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

I think it's fair that the sign language lady should get a five & one hundred six ten percent bonus for signing poppycock. She's finished.

[Machine_ @thisismachine]

The foreplay is over. It’s time to get busy. Bonjour @PublicisMachine. #frenchkiss

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

@killcityblues Sup Guys,tried calling,jus confirming my booking for 9-12 this evening.Also mailed. Need to check something RE setup.Thanks.

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

@BackmanBegins Enjoy brother. So epic.

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

Most styling cakes. Happy birthday @MachineAgency http://t.co/uf9AtC1vqX

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

Sober Elephant doesn't want to fight.
Go home Octopus.

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

@natalieevarose Congrats Natalie, awesome stuff, I also deliver tequilas.

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

@justinjgomes Representing. Proudly. Drunkly.

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

@GeoffreyHantson @justinjgomes Hi Geoffrey, I was in the non-traditional jury, if you've got time to kill I'd be keen to hear how Film went!

[Darren Borrino @darrenborrino]

LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS. GOLD. http://t.co/hPFxVcEqbt

[Kenneth van Reenen @kenvanreenen]

@larryrorrison @SamanthavReenen @Ilds07 Quick one, where's the 'report this person' button on twitter.