JakeFromStateFarm

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

@lkoturner @ToriLackey Interesting. V (my wife) absolutely loves this book, and thinks this article is taken out of context. She thinks women should read the source before judging it based off this alone, and doesn’t understand why women are tearing each other down, especially in times like today.

[Ligonier Ministries @Ligonier]

The world doesn’t read the Bible; it reads us. Therefore, we are called to immerse ourselves in the Word as we shine as lights of the world, proclaiming the glory of the gospel of Christ. —@BurkParsons in @Tabletalk

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

Me voting in 2016 vs. me voting in 2018 #TheOffice

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

There are few things I love talking about more than toilets.

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

“The man who allegedly sent the packages lives in Florida...”

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

I have tried to give Mourinho the benefit of the doubt. The supporters deserve more. The club deserves more. It’s time. #MourinhoOut

[Abe @AbeFCB_]

#FIFA19 GIVEAWAY!

Thanks to @OrlandoCitySC

RT & Follow for a chance to win!

Winner announced on tonight’s stream 2 a.m EST

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

You can’t call an entire generation “snowflakes” and then become so triggered from an advertisement that you burn your socks and shoes.
🐸☕️ #Kaepernick #Nike

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

The thought of Ronaldo being matched up against Jones, Smalling, or Lindelof is enough to make my stomach sick. #ChampionsLeaguedraw

[Katharine Birbalsingh @Miss_Snuffy]

I say this to parents at school. The fat tech cats make their billions off you giving your children the latest tech gadget while they fill their houses with books.

[Collider @Collider]

Hans Zimmer is returning to the DCEU to compose the score for 'Wonder Woman 1984'. https://t.co/N3htwFYyIL

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

ReAl mAdRid WiLl bE fINe WiTHoUt RoNAldO anD ZiDAnE #SuperCup

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

Premier League is BACK

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

If my parents ask me what I want for my birthday this year, I’m going to ask them to take me grocery shopping without a budget. I can’t think of anything better. #adulting

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

@OrlandoCitySC Easily one of the most underrated players in the league. Hoping we can hold on to him for as long as possible before he gets an offer from a larger club.

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

I judge people so harshly on Facebook marketplace.

Really Bev? You’re going to list that old, cracked, pleather couch at $50 below retail?

Why am I like this.

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

With Disney and Fox closing in on their deal, all I ask is for Marvel to respect Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine and let the character stay retired. No more recasts, please. #disney #fox #marvel

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

Client emails questions.

I promptly respond & answer said questions.

Client calls office asking if I received their email and if I can answer their questions.

Repeat.

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

How to lose business forever:

Mandalay Bay owner sues Las Vegas shooting victims to avoid liability https://t.co/xMms4czbkZ

[JakeFromStateFarm @kenya_jake]

Why does my dog look like a Thanksgiving turkey right now