A Kenyan Meme

Laughter, satire, cynicism and wanjiku mentalism.

[A Kenyan Meme @kenyan_meme]

Tihihihihi…..😅

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Full parade to welcome Madam President. Welcome to @LindaMwananchi_ @FaithOdhiambo8 !

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

You know what’s embarrassing?

Kenya ni Mimi was launched in 2020 with the leads being @KhadijaMAhmed and @N_Abdalla_A

These people even used the same song as back then. The way governments recycle bullshit to spend taxpayer money is WILD

From Kenya ni Mimi to Mimi ni Mkenya SMH

[A Kenyan Meme @kenyan_meme]

Even if the world comes against you and you feel the weight of ineptitude. When nothing is working and your friends and support have departed, hold on to pride, Self pride, self belief!

Most important bit of that is dressing well and staying clean.Even in your cheap clothes

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Tuko na courses za BCOM, BBAM na Education-Business + Mathematics

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The goodness with Gachagua is that he has nothing to lose, he just wants Ruto to go and he’s very willing to support anyone.

[C. M. KeyMoney @kimyamiyaki]

That’s after switching off a vehicle I paid 33k plus for two days. Prado was off for more than 7 hours. You’re talking about favors? You did me a favor or my money was a favor to you and your criminal enterprise? That’s extortion. Deal with this chic at your own risk guys.

[C. M. KeyMoney @kimyamiyaki]

Car hired and deposit paid. On arrival balance paid in full at 8:30 pm. At 8:30 am when the car was needed the tracker was switched off for the next 7 and a half hours. I called you. You told me to take the car to a mechanic that mechanical failure is normal. I was reluctant and unable to do so. I told you to provide your own mechanic. You informed me that the mechanic was on the way for the next 6 hours. No mechanic ever showed up. Eventually at 4:37 pm, the tracker switch wa turned back on. Does this sound like structure to you? Does this sound like an amicable solution? Was this car hired at 16k plus per day a real life situation? It was a wedding for fuck sake and your service failed the entire event. Vehicle was meant to carry groom and bride. I ended up hiring a v8 at an extra cost cause you failed in your mandate 100%. On top of that, you request the car to be taken to Nation centre at my cost earlier than when I received the car. That sound about right to you? Guys. Case closed. Hire from her at your own risk.

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Tennis star, Angella Okutoyi meets her fellow tennis star, Novak Djokovic*

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

Ladies and gentlemen,
the latest phenomenon to entertain you on Africa's Got Talent

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

Ademba Allans is actively sabotaging the Niko Kadi voter registration movement and it doesn’t look accidental.

What business do you have telling people who is not an option at this stage?

If you’re genuinely neutral, why single out Gachagua when there’s a myriad of potential candidates?

Why not say Eliud Owalo is not an option?
Or Cassypool
Or even Cheralgei?

If the goal is higher voter turnout, then step back, avoid taking sides, and let people register first.

[A Kenyan Meme @kenyan_meme]

@polo_kimanii Nobody said he is an option. Hata mseme vipi this is a government gig. Uko mfukoni

[A Kenyan Meme @kenyan_meme]

@BBCAfrica @BBCWorld @AJEnglish @Reuters @ReutersAfrica @CNN @cnnbrk @CNNAfrica

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

We shall not be silenced. We shall not be intimidated. And we shall continue to report the truth, today, tomorrow, and always.

The Standard Group PLC
Chaacha Mwita
Ag. Group Chief Executive Officer

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Orengo: I'm tired of waiting. We must all go out on June 24. To remove a dictator, you must make his life uncomfortable. June 24 is coming.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Mnatumia energy yenu kufight Gachagua and he is not even vying. He is just a dedicated Ruto hater like most of us. Direct this energy to mobilize more youth vote. You will even unknowingly mobilize youth who will still vote for Ruto and thats the beauty of free will.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

CAF says that Ruto’s Talanta Stadium, which based on its cost of construction, is the most expensive Stadium in the world, doesn’t meet AFCON 2027 standards.

It is painful that Ruto spent over kshs 100 billion just to create a stadium for propaganda and TikTok content creation.

[@Defenders Coalition 🇰🇪 @DefendersKE]

WINNER OF THE HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDER AWARD!

Congratulations to @LarryMadowo for winning the human rights defenders award, an award recognizing Individuals or movements who, within the past year, have demonstrated outstanding courage in addressing and challenging current human rights issues.

#HRDAwardsAt10 #MeettheHRDs #CourageHasAName

[غفران 🔻 @maybe_ghuf]

This is so dystopian man. An entire nation under a medieval-style siege, slowly being strangled to death while the rest of the world simply turns a blind eye.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.

The United States and Israel.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

BREAKING: The United Nations has voted 123-3 in favor to condemn the enslavement of millions of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade.

The three countries voting against it?

🇺🇸 USA
🇮🇱Israel
🇦🇷 Argentina

Nearly all of Europe abstained.

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Si mnitumie izo pesa za gig. Nimesota na mko na pesa zangu. Hata za Gachagua hazijafika.

Na Tunataka Kufanya Activation Mombasa !!

TUKO KADI