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I support @ChelseaFC and any team playing against Manchester united. Messi is the 🐐

Intellectual badass✨

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Kylian Mbappé is now the ONLY player to score 3+ goals in the knockout stage in THREE different World Cups 👑

🇫🇷 3 in 2018
🇫🇷 5 in 2022
🇫🇷 3 so far in 2026

[々 @ayospawned]

"we can still be friends"

I was going to marry you, you idiot.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line is valid.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Kasarani Police Station has not had electricity and water for 3 months now... This government is crazy. 😆😆😆

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

Hate how less we see our friends as we get older.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

No one:

Me at 8 years old:

[Everest @novieverest]

Please marry right.
A man divorced his wife because she had ₦600k in her account but couldn't pay ₦24k for their daughter's treatment.

She almost died.

[lili @lilitapromax]

kizlar sutyenlerimiz cok guzel kokuyo bu kokunun kaynagi memelerimiz mi

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Imagine telling someone after the 2018 World Cup that Messi would go on to score 14 World Cup goals. 😂

[ESPN Africa @ESPNAfrica]

Africa have two teams left at the World Cup.

Their next opponents... 😮‍💨

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

Saw a girl with a butt that was SITTING on my hike and I asked her, “do you have a routine, you look good” and the dude she was with said “she don’t go to no gym. I just be drilling in that” … like oh well.. uhm. turns out she has a whole fitness ig that she gave me..

[Mod @CFCMods]

Messi’s greatness is so massive that people have to lower their IQ just to make themselves feel better. He took a free kick after the referee blew but they’re crying because the keeper was not “ready”.

Same guys that celebrate “corner taken quicky” by Trent against Messi 😭

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

Me: “Messi already won the World Cup, I don't care if he never wins anything again.”

Me when Cape Verde scored:

[Rom @LDNRom]

So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.

[THE CHELSEA FORUM @TheChelseaForum]

🚨 Enzo Fernandez has sacked his agent. 😳

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This shit has been frying my ass all day😂😂😂

[Nene @nenemyun]

Ok Mamdani this is getting out of hand

[𝗛EE𝐌 @6enteke]

"Before tuingie summertides kuna mwenye ananyesha?"

[Nora @Heal_within96]

No more poverty porn so that Westerners can feel good about themselves!

[Ava 🇵🇹 @lanche]

all hits no misses tomorrow