Kenyan Vaughn™

kitties titties and chicken tenders

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Listened to an entire nickelback song. Now I want to punch someone

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Dabbed. 😏

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

I'm not always sad. That's just the way my face looks

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

@mary_hatesu I need u in my life.

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

I don't have a Ferrari

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

My sex life is like a Ferrari....

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Irritated AF

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Pre work dabs are the best 👅🍗

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

@conlach nahhhhhh

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Subtle flirting

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Kind of bullshit I didn't have a turkey sandwich today.

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Sometimes I hate being a bartender Getting off at 3 am and not even tired sucks

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

So I had a stripper offer me a line of coke off her ass tonight. So things could be worse.

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Need water. And by water I mean a gin and tonic.

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Bye Felicia

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Monday. Please come fast. Can't wait to have my skis on!!

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Pretty sure those kids were all potted up in weed

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Best pick up line I heard last night. Girl walks up to guy "do you still have the clap?"

[bruha ♓️✨🖤🦋🥭🌶🌙 @garbitch95]

🍴🍨🍧🍦🍩🍰🍪🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍳🍔🍟🍝🍕🍖🍗🍤🍣🍱🍞🍜🍙🍚🍛🍲🍥🍢🍡🍘🍠🍌🍎🍏🍊🍋🍄🍅🍆🍇🍈🍉🍑🍒🍓🍍🌰🌽🍴🍨🍧🍦🍩🍰🍪🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍳🍔🍟🍝🍕🍖🍗🍤🍣🍱🍞🍜🍙🍚🍛🍲🍥🍢🍡🍘🍠🍌🍎🍏🍊🍋🍄🍅🍆🍇🍈🍉🍑🍒🍓🍍🌰🌽 .... a tale of my lunch time hunger

[Kenyan Vaughn™ @kenyanv]

Best thing about working in a rich country club. Triple ply toilet paper in el bano