Allie Kenyon

TV writer. Script coordinator.
Fat bear enthusiast. Dog foster.
Florida apologist (the place, not the people).

[Allie Kenyon @kenyon_allie]

This man is on to something.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A civilian medical plane has crashed after a U.S. military test of an experimental GPS jammer disrupted the plane's radar.

Every person on board was killed.

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Holy shit... Wired reports that back in May, the U.S. Military was testing an experimental GPS jammer and and caused a civilian plane to crash into the side of a mountain, killing everyone on board.

[Allie Kenyon @kenyon_allie]

AUDIENCE: We loved the Barbie movie, based on the classic Mattel dolls--

STUDIOS: Say no more!

AUDIENCE: --Seeing a movie about strong women by strong women!

STUDIOS: Nah, can't be that.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘MATCHBOX: THE MOVIE’, based on the Mattel toy cars.

Releasing October 9 on Apple TV.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘MATCHBOX: THE MOVIE’, based on the Mattel toy cars.

Releasing October 9 on Apple TV.

[Allie Kenyon @kenyon_allie]

@ohgodscrewthis Anytime you feel unqualified for a job, consider that our president is a failed reality tv star, the DOD is headed by a cable news pundit, and the FBI was run by a podcaster. I'm sure you'd do fine.

[Allie Kenyon @kenyon_allie]

@SaveYourCinema Thank you for being the champion this building deserved!

[Allie Kenyon @kenyon_allie]

@lauraclopez I'm in! Let me know if you need more brains for workshopping!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Mamdani: In six months, we paved over 165,000 potholes, returned tens of millions of dollars to tenants who were taken advantage of by their landlords, and put our city on a path to universal childcare—all while delivering the lowest recorded number of murders and shootings in New York City history.

[LA Kings Offense Search & Rescue @TopCheddar69]

Everybody shut the fuck up, Shakira is on my TV

[BarDown @BarDown]

If #FIFAWorldCup semifinal teams were in the NHL...

Do you agree with these comparisons? 🤔⚽️

[Jez @JezCorden]

"The 'AI Stigma' is real and severely punishes developers": A new study shows how much using AI in games hurts sales, and the numbers are hard to believe."

https://t.co/beQdRzYpHy 🫪

"Amateur developers might be able to make a quick buck, but established studios are seeing serious declines when using AI during development."

[NWSLCentel @NWSLCentel]

Folarin Balogun, USMNT striker and team leading goalscorer at the 2026 World Cup, when asked about his favorite player growing up:

“Alex Morgan. I model my game after her, she’s one of the greatest to ever put on the U.S. kit.”

[Allie Kenyon @kenyon_allie]

LA Kings fans rooting for the Ducks is a lot like rooting for Godzilla. In the past, Godzilla and the Ducks were threats to us. But now we must accept that Godzilla is here to slay our real enemy: the Oilers (or the other MUTOs).

[Roo 🌹 @KawasakiRoo]

Trade everyone but Panarin, Anderson, Kempe, Clarke, and Laferriere.
Fire Luc, DJ, Brown, keep Greene.

Rebuild from there.
Another first round exit.

[Allie Kenyon @kenyon_allie]

@lesbiansegedi I wish the Panthers were in the playoffs. Sam Bennett has a particular skill I'd love to see used here.

[becks @queenxofpeace]

in a world full of fake performative AI slop girlbosses we have HER

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Noah Wyle speaks out against the Ellison family trying to buy Warner Bros. Discovery:

"These consolidations are usually really great for shareholders, and not usually great for the labor force."

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Art is POWERFUL and beautiful. Thank you for making this video ❤

[Allie Kenyon @kenyon_allie]

@marvel_updat3s The Blonde Phantom