kenzie cathel 🖤

“couldn’t have thought of a better one Kenzie? worst @ I’ve ever heard” - @reggiewebber

[kenzie cathel 🖤 @kenzcattt]

“make it uh kenz......no actually kenzcattt is pretty good I’m ngl” - @reggiewebber

[َ @spiderlnd]

do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

EVERYBODY: Cats are so independent and standoffish

MY CAT: MOM?!!? Where ya goin mom? Oh the bathroom? Meet you there! Oh wait, the KITCHEN? Even BETTER!! On My Way!!!!! Where to next????? 👀

[hellis 😈 @hellisrebuke]

not to victim blame but if my cat didn’t want to be stepped on all the time then he shouldn’t always be right where my feet are

[Jamie @spacej_me]

Sorry I can’t reply to your text. My cat is trying to crawl into my mouth and also mash his whole face into mine because he loves me so much. can I get back to you

[pretty bear 🐻 @missprettybear]

Idk how y'all got babies, this cat pushes me past my limit everyday.

[. @Carlosgramosc]

yo llevándome a mi mascota a la cama porque ya es hora de dormir

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

sometimes i speak so aggressively on accident like fuck i didn't even mean to clock ur shit like that

[studdomi @naomiucn]

when i see ppl doing other drug aside from weed i close my eyes, not because of judgement, but bc ik i will want to try it and unfortunately the addict gene runs in my family so i deadass can’t do that to myself

[sexaholics anonymous @dfordai]

nobody makes you feel worse about a situation more than your mom. the parade could already be rained on and here she come shooting that bitch up

[jár @jarodzsz]

everyone pissing me off at work today i wish i could do this

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

me putting away my $200 in groceries

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me after I take out my own trash and carry my case of water in

[miya @miyarah_]

“necesito socializar más"

mi cara cuando un random me habla de la nada

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I've seen the sluttiest minds of my generation struck down by a barn wedding at 23

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[micheal @godsb0y]

coming in to work hungover on a monday and being busy as fuck

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Pleaaaaaaassseeeeee!!! I am begging! Use CANVA templates for your flyers! I cant take it anymore 😭

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

it’s peak summer and 104 degrees outside and we can’t have salads or berries or fruits or greens of any sort

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.